How do you "lay down your arms" if there's no one actually there to surrender to? What do you do - just put them down, then call up and say, Right, ok, we've done that? Asking for a friend
01.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do you "lay down your arms" if there's no one actually there to surrender to? What do you do - just put them down, then call up and say, Right, ok, we've done that? Asking for a friend
01.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey @support.bsky.team how about a poll facility? Missing stuff like the World Cup of Teabags
01.03.2026 13:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Depends how many greatest albums of all time you're talking about
28.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop halfway through to go and finish another job
28.02.2026 02:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tour starts Thursday! Shame I can’t bring the Gas ‘n’ Air band over from Mexico, but the Balloon acoustic trio is sounding equally fab, plus there’s @timkeegan.bsky.social and @dannythechamp.bsky.social to enjoy. Londons sold out but tickets for other shows via the bio or linktr.ee/balloontheband
27.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Lately hearing the "Green Party of England and Wales", presumably a schism to distance themselves from the Scottish strain of derangement. Seem to share some pathologies though, eventually to be recognised by the people of England and Wales #byelection #GortonAndDenton
27.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Marvin Gaye Live at the London Palladium, and ATV Live At Rat Club. They're all in tonight, Sandy Robertson
25.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PROUDLY helping people choose car parks SINCE 2022
24.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#dirtybusiness on C4 just underlines the only reasonable and frankly sane option. Take it all back and give the fuckers the compensation they deserve. Fuck all
24.02.2026 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tom Verlaine's greatest song. Partly because he doesn't try to sing on it
youtu.be/YmLTnlefRPA?...
How did they explain it though?
"Where do U2 fit into the current landscape? The obvious answer is to acquiesce to the “heritage rock” label... Clearly that doesn’t appeal, as evidenced by Bono and The Edge explaining that a 2017 tour playing 1987’s The Joshua Tree in full was not about nostalgia."
Arse. If they can react to shocking news stories, it's never been nimble. Sluggish at best with cloudy understanding of reality
19.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Guy wants to try a few Google searches. AI already very publicly goes wrong every day
17.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would be better with a ? mark
17.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Continuing daily "Payne" posts. Freda Payne. What a singer. That'll do now as it was a coincidence in the first place
15.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greatest villain in the history of music: Bill Payne
15.02.2026 04:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sebastian Payne. Born aged 45 and went straight to a fairly important meeting #newsnight
13.02.2026 22:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shit.
11.02.2026 08:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happenstance from the past for Trumpologists. Song one. "Help on the Way". Song three. "If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=INzy...
Stidham in the first minutes of the game to Stidham the rest of the game
25.01.2026 22:57 — 👍 53 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1
Sadness in her eyes
26.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The influence of Kirk Brandon is stronger than ever, evident in the haircuts of contemporary politicians #bbcqt
22.01.2026 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Great eyez from the great Bob Weir on this version
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcR2...
Time for a new Future album eh. Been a while. Lincoln's not till March 28, I'm gonna get bored #Future #Lincoln
21.01.2026 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Superb
03.01.2026 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2. Corfu Villas: ”Shit”=Shit
Laid-back roofing with a trace of neu-drain. Close.
1. John Oates: Oates
Satire of martyring your life in the service of art. Blue-eyed carpenter nails it again.
4. Self Storage Boys: We Will Kill You
Barely describable lardbass, with faint echoes of gearbox oil.
3. 2,144x2,144X: neon impossible
Brain-crunching, retro-fibre stench; flecks of vomit.
7. Lil Zaz: Baz
Dazzling gaz rush.
6. Creg VIII: The Aviator’s Fear Of Birds
Master storytellers of turgid rumour strike again.
5. AC//-//ac: translator
No one speaks the language like the self-appointed sheriffs of faux new-town planning.
Albums of the year ranked.
10. MS CONSUMPTION: Sick Fog
Pseudo-nostalgic ampbeat with a hint of rail franchise.
9. Neck Fan: 108 Years Of Disappointment
Energised arsehall.
8. Pauli x/v Bhuna: Mill Room Archive
Fad-inflected barkcore; tweedy but oozing camaraderie.
Shame was a punk in 79 and never saw the Dead until 1990. They are awesome and Verlaine for sure took some lessons
youtu.be/5L6I2YKDy6Y?...
