Craig Hunter

I was so happy to capture this today.

Whenever I’m in America I always try to be friendly, but they cannae understand my accent half the time and look scared.

Off to Chicago tomorrow for work. Genuinely might die in a plane crash due to the government shutdown or have my head kicked in by ICE 👍

History books chapters starting off with a paragraph about the rising cost of eggs in 2024.

The worst thing that can happen on a big company call is to be hyped up because all it means is more work is coming your way.

You want to be right in the middle. Never drowning. Never flying.

Former US President Dick Cheney has died.

Christmas decorations at the start of November? Why don’t you jingle all the way to fuck off?

Haha evergreen

Its 2025. Everything you use is shite and the monthly subscription has just went up.

I’ll try tomorrow…

I feel if you ever need to lay off 40k people then you should be put in the public stocks and pelted by tomatoes for being a failure to society.

I love this time of year where the air is crisp and you might get laid off from your tech job to delight shareholders.

Heard the new place around the corner selling coffee and açai bowls is owned by Ireland’s largest criminal family.

The first half an hour of House of Dynamite was pretty good I guess.

I’ve never been laid off thankfully, but I realised that despite my world travels I have worked full-time my entire adult life except for 3 months drinking Carlton Draught and eating chicken parm trying to find work in Melbourne (heaven).

If you use AI for creativity I put you mentally in the scum pile.

If you’re sick of “the world’s first AI agent for X” messaging then I’d like to just say I used it first so you can’t be mad.

That’s the evenings dead until March. Wake. Work. Wallow.

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My wife enjoys watching old films which means I’m realising just how much The Simpsons parodied.

I know there’s more to life, but I bought a Dyson vacuum and an LG OLED tele and both have changed me for the better.

All the people who went mad about a Cracker Barrel logo don’t care the US President demolished half of his historical gaff. Lol.

The best podcast in Ireland voices support for Catherine Connolly.

(We weren’t invited to the Vicar Street campaign event 2 mins away with all the other podcasts, but that’s fine.)

Waking up in the dark… just kill me now.

Might need to up the vitamin D.

I have somehow missed the Louvre news, but I would just like to say I am fully on their side. Old school jewellery museum heist is anti-AI dystopia. I can’t explain it, but it is.

See when you’re on a call with posh English people and then a big booming Yorkshire accent appears from the shadows… it feels like delicious butter melting on a warm roll.

Saw a group of young Deloitte men in pastel chinos and quarter zip tops and it made me want to die 👍

90% WD40 and hammers
10% the actual DIY

Everything I try to fix in this old house is ten times harder because every nut and bolt is seized up with the devil’s grip.

72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.