Steve Barr

Absolutely!

This is usually the case

You know Terry Rossio, right? He used to talk about a different trio, for potential lovers. They were always...
- Attractive
- Interested
- Available
... but could only be two of those at any given time...

Muahahaha!

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Discovering the truth requires context and perspective. Being a pundit requires the opposite of these.

One of Ebert's Laws: "If you have to ask what something symbolizes, it doesn't."

#scriptsky #filmsky

Falsely accusing someone of bias is one of the greatest weapons of biased people.

"The funniest thing happened on the way to work. Well, actually on the way to the dry cleaner before going to work. It was a warm morning, the temperature was... hold on... it was 18 degrees C and I was wearing a heavy wool coat, well not actually wool..."
Absolute accuracy. Fucks up communication.

Absolute accuracy is often a barrier to effective communication.

#scriptsky #filmsky

You know about the Contractor's Trio, right? A project can be
Good
Fast
Cheap
but you can only pick two.

Do you know the Lover's Trio? A lover can be
Smart
Sexy
Sane
but you can only pick two.

Which two would you pick in a lover?
Which two are you?

Sometimes I miss when I used to get kicked in the head for fun.

I took a Myers Briggs test and apparently I'm a STFU.

It’s skeet, with prizes!

I want to live in a world of pizza-delivery flying drones.

But they can not live in a world of readily available shotguns.

91,000 views in 7 days ain’t Mr Beast, but it ain’t bad

I have definitely gurgitated

I never have to recognize anything, because I cognize it right in the first place.

What’s the best compliment you’ve ever heard in real life?

The average man has more than twice the average number of testicles.

I've eaten so much junk food in my life, I'm probably not biodegradable.

Today is the 110th anniversary of the first traffic light. Fox News woulda called it an encroachment on personal liberty.

Pictures of various celebrities and fictional characters named Steve (who are all wholesome), with the caption "We have names for toxic people (Karen, Kyle, etc). This is a petitions to make "Steve" the official name for wholesome people."

I dance to forget. Unfortunately, what I'm forgetting is that I can't dance.

CAUTION: Personalities on your social media may be smaller than they appear.

Plans are worthless.
Planning is essential.

Thanks Reed!

It always shocks and saddens me to learn that someone has never seen CHARADE. But it enhappies me too, because then I get to recommend it.

#filmsky

WIGHT CLUB: Fight Club for noncorporeal ghosts. "Okay, any historic figure." "I'd fight Gandhi." "I *was* Gandhi!"

#fightclubsequels