keeks 🧚🏻‍♀️

8 hrs of sleep for everybody in the zohran for nyc font

Scaring away the tattoo artist with delusional ramblings of grandeur that I want on my body forever

a man wearing a cowboy hat and a poncho is holding a chain around his mouth . Alt: Clint Eastwood, as The Man With No Name, blowing bubbles. I don't remember this scene in Fistful of Dollars.

If he is dying, I hope it hurts, and I hope he's scared.

Unfortunately for me they keep making anime men hot

Omg! So cool! A tortie through and through haha

What a pretty lady! 😻 Were her eyes two different colors too? Or is that a trick of the light?

Ahhh I see! I guess I don’t know the difference between Manx or a Bobtail, but Rosie is the one of mine with a little nub, it’s too stinkin cute

Does Pippa have her tail or just a Manx nub?

Rosie says uhhh one of us is gonna have to change 🤭 #twins

Moms w anxiety will randomly tell you “hey if you’re ever kidnapped don’t let them take you to a second location” bitch are you okay 😭

That demon tried to leap out of him

Nobody is going to hate you more than someone who is faking something that you naturally embody. The spirit of comparison and jealousy instead of just being yourself keeps us from building community everydayyyyy

Insurance .*kills self*

If I were a moth I would simply conquer the flame, possess and consume it, take it into my soul and live forever

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

SEE

The problem with social media is that no one gives me attention on any of them and I don’t like that lol

me when i'm innocent

You just unlocked an ancient memory within me. I think my brother was lowkey globally ranked in that game lol

Sounds hot !!

Andrés Muñoz’s (Seattle Mariners) glove with his cat Matilda on it is purrrfect. Love love love.

Last day of work tomorrow and I fear I may miss this year’s annual Shittening, in which someone for the past 3(?) years takes a fat ass shit in the women’s restroom floor and gets away with it undetected

Got a T-shirt from a local band named Wampus Milk Daddies

@goatgirl.net why does tumblr make my phone hot lol

My coworker has informed me that my walk gives off the aura of Shaggy with a big ass dick 😭😂 what does that mean

mercury's in the microwave again and it's exploding everything and setting things on fire

Any recommendations for cheap low Fodmap breakfasts that won’t make me wanna kms and are preferably low histamine too lmaoooo let me know!! #sibolyfe

I usually fixate my meals for months at a time and I’ve grown tired of my breakfast again & have a void™️

I’m moving out of a toxic city and this bitch’s got hands in the count down to the last few weeks. Why tf do I have fleas and mean girls suddenly 😭😭

Finally got a tumblr for the first time in my life, I can feel the pent up cringy angsty poetry levels within me getting ready to burst