Neptune 🔞 neptunebird - Bluesky Statics

Boss, the blue striped Nidoking, enjoying one last beach day and pulling aside the only article of clothing he has on exposing the briefest glimpse of his hole between his cheeks

With the heat of summer finally starting to leave Texas, time to get one last beach day in. The view is really nice too!

🎨 @ursso.bsky.social

22.10.2025 22:13 — 👍 1544 🔁 349 💬 17 📌 0

Artist's post uvu

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10.03.2026 04:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥴🥴🥴😳😳😳

10.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some guys at the gym just love to show off, and this packin' pachyderm loves showing off the most in the locker room. Can't deny his results, though, maybe he'll give you some tips!

08.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 1140 🔁 236 💬 8 📌 0

#Fat #Monobutt #Hyper #NSFW
Bro took 8069 soft resets to encounter, smh-

09.03.2026 03:55 — 👍 96 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 0

I'll post peak again like okay

10.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

//cw fatal vore

A gator trucker stopped at a motel in the middle of nowhere. But it happened to be hosting some kind of annoying bird convention. And the breakfast was mediocre and undercooked! It better not cause indigestion, the next rest stop is miles away...

Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!

10.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you, was the other day I'm just horrible at posting 😭

10.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alberto can be a bit self conscious of their bigger size, but Neptune is always there to remind them that "big" is good in all its forms.

More to squeeze and kiss and hug! And observe from low angles! And more!

Gift from @antifreezetea.bsky.social (and yes I do need them to sit on me!)

10.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Had to make a piece for babygurl

10.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 97 🔁 40 💬 6 📌 0

An anthropomorphic Nidoking laying back with his arms behind his head. He's shirtless and in his underwear, and blushing! Pretty suggestive!

Big guy is trying to act nonchalant, even though he’s barely maintaining his composure

Nidokings are definitely one of my top 5 favourite Pokemon ever, figured it was only right I drew one eventually! And I had to draw one in his underwear of course

10.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 691 🔁 192 💬 8 📌 3

Piping Hot Pizzas headed your way! 🍕🔥

09.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 1053 🔁 272 💬 22 📌 3

It's clear that Neptune's best asset is his nice and sizable belly? So... Who needs to see or hear from the rest of him?? Tie him up, shove a MASSIVE ball gag in his beak, and seal him up in a wall EXCEPT for his exposed belly! The perfect permanent decoration!

Gift from @jakeisabird.bsky.social!

10.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Neptune found a big cake on his doorstep and he was all set to dig in! But the cake turned out to be a mimic and it's appetite FAR outweighed the bluebird's.

So much for spending the day lounging in his birthday suit... Outside of a living cake, that is.

Gift from @noisebird.bsky.social!

10.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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On a warm day, Neptune and Noise plan to laze around in a pool. Varkhann wants to join, but is a bit big for the average pool. Luckily, he can relax at sea, and provide a pec pool for his two friends!

Gift from @varkhann.bsky.social by @victorthebear2.bsky.social ft. me and @noisebird.bsky.social!

10.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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10.03.2026 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Final Fantasy Skill Tree mechanic.

Never played Final Fantasy X also, didn't know it has a prehistoric version of the skill tree mechanic we have nowadays.

10.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 65 🔁 38 💬 4 📌 1

After Hrunting and Skofnung double penetrate Neptune's eager hole, their father, Chieftain Caladbolg, wants to use Neptune's newly stretched out hole. His cock is a bit big for him, but Neptune manages to take it like a champ. He's going to make a fitting orc wife!

Gift from @neoscale.bsky.social!

10.03.2026 01:27 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

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//cw fatal vore, bones

Neptune was cocky and foolish enough to go into a fight against Tizoc totally unprepared. Despite that, he manages to hold his own for a while. As Tizoc wears out, he grows ravenous... Leading to Neptune's wrestling career getting cut short.

Comm by @slippdipp.bsky.social!

10.03.2026 01:21 — 👍 25 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

King 👑 of boy pussy

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Boto inside some 'slimy' place, turning from super hero into a broodmother for a tentacle creature, laying eggs for it and by the look of his very pregnant belly, he still have plenty to go

Commission for @boto.bsky.social 🥚🐙🐵

09.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 28 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0