Bryni 📯..🧶🧸📚.🇪🇺.💉

People, you're killing me. 🤣

Perhaps she bit off the first finger that was inserted into her mouth?

Horrible, indeed.

Why should anyone wait for him to resign? Isn't there a possibility to remove him from office?
And shouldn't he be tried in court? Sexual harassment is still a crime, isn't it?

To my great astonishment I just noticed that I wasn't already following you.
I of course had to remedy that situation.

I don't even know what "god of war" is, but this woman obviously is supposed to be a fighter.

So I guess it's perfectly logical that she's wearing impeccable makeup and her, ahem... front assets are in danger of falling out.
What woman wouldn't go to war looking like that? /s, obviously

IKR?
But rest assured, after that he brought me the rice pudding and the spoon. 😁😋

a woman is sitting in a classroom with other people . Alt: Some people are sitting in densely packed in what appears to be a few rows of seats. Front and center is a woman with long brunette hair. She is wearing a pastel pink sweater. She is facepalming and smiling at the same time.

So my husband and I were watching TV. He got up to fetch something from the kitchen. I asked him to bring me a tub of rice pudding and a spoon.
He called "Not yoghurt, rice and a spoon? I want to get it right."

He then came back with a packet of uncooked rice and a soup ladle...

He is.
He's got the FIFA peace prize to prove it...

Maybe...

Hm... Perhaps they all bought TV sets that are small enough to be brought to the protests where they can be worshipped while protesting.

Or it might all be a big pile of bs. 🤣

It's a well-known fact that testerone causes painful orgrasms.
*nods sagely*

I'd rather not.

Darn. I've taken several covid jabs, so I don't dare drinking raw milk in case they've already destroyed my immune system.

I'm so sad that I have to miss out on all the fantastic health benefits! /s

Yay...?

Do I have to?

Ah, thanks.

What's this? Are they living inside a Christmas ornament?

Now I have the mental picture of me wandering around aimlessly, with a big yellow exclamation mark above my head, waiting for real people to approach me so I can give them a quest.

Sideways.

Ich erinnere mich noch, dass man vor langer Zeit Paracetamol bei grippalen Infekten gegen Kopf- und Gliederschmerzen bekam mit der Dosierungsempfehlung "nach Bedarf", was suggeriert, dass ich sie begeistert aufknuspern kann, wenn's mir nicht so gut geht.
Das sitzt in vielen Köpfen wohl noch so drin.

Ich erinnere mich noch, dass man vor langer Zeit Paracetamol bei grippalen Infekten gegen Kopf- und Gliederschmerzen bekam mit der Dosierungsempfehlung "nach Bedarf", was suggeriert, dass ich sie begeistert aufknuspern kann, wenn's mir nicht so gut geht.
Das sitzt in vielen Köpfen wohl noch so drin.

Lecker?

Ja *seufz*

Amazing. Especially the plants and flowers.

Our family once had a cat (named Panther) who used to come home with all four legs caked in mud up to his elbows.
Instead of even trying to clean himself, he trailed the mud through the house.
The noises he made every time Mom grabbed him and washed his legs in the sink sounded very angry...

Hah, lol. That must be it.

The snarl in the last pic. So cute.

This. And while she was a free spirit who liked to run away and stay gone for hours on end, she always returned to us, not the shelter.