My eyes were looking particularly green
01.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 56 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My eyes were looking particularly green
01.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 56 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0going out on a saturday night? in this geopolitical climate??
01.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Paramount’s Harry Potter: I think Voldemort made some good points actually
27.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you even workout if you didn’t talk a sweaty selfie?
26.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 71 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve taken care of delirious patients with dementia who are more alert and oriented than the president
25.02.2026 03:13 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
thought my jawline looked nice in this one
22.02.2026 15:43 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
JD Vance: will you come to our party pwease
The Pope: fuck you, fascist
Let’s ride, or whatever Charli said
21.02.2026 21:34 — 👍 85 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Yes!
20.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
when you and your dog get haircuts together
20.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 86 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
Guess who finally got a haircut
20.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 70 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I give you green eyes and thick hair
20.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Casually dropping hints it’s my birthday
17.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 63 🔁 0 💬 15 📌 0Harper!
10.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The second it doesn’t feel like winter outside
10.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 61 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
how it feels when a hot guy likes a picture i posted
10.02.2026 04:29 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When my hair grows out it does the Superman curl
10.02.2026 03:23 — 👍 71 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
“The AI commercials are actually pretty cool”
09.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I love reading before bed (perusing the menu of a restaurant I want to go to)
07.02.2026 03:33 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Heard a certain Senator isn’t feeling well
04.02.2026 03:29 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0january was so bad the low bar for the rest of the year is in hell
01.02.2026 04:18 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“I don’t want to talk politics” is the favorite response of a lazy nazi-sympathizer
31.01.2026 22:16 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0What do you mean there are still eleven months left in 2026??
31.01.2026 03:22 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The dumbest person you know from high school:
28.01.2026 02:05 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trump: 2nd Amendment only applies to mass shootings not law abiding citizens
27.01.2026 22:18 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Avoiding the cold and she still won’t cuddle with me
27.01.2026 19:51 — 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Weekend art project featuring my bicep
25.01.2026 15:30 — 👍 43 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0