@adamgreat.bsky.social
Acutely anxious, chronically online. Trying to make my dog proud
when haters put you down for being the cuntiest in the herd
07.08.2025 03:37 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
what i mean when i say i’m busy
07.08.2025 03:32 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
trump is on the roof of the white house
05.08.2025 15:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
05.08.2025 15:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
me the moment it feels just slightly cooler outside
03.08.2025 15:44 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it’s ok earthquake, i’m also considered a 3 in new york
03.08.2025 03:17 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
explaining the origins of my dog’s nicknames to someone like
01.08.2025 03:18 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me when a conservative complains about trump doing something he said he’d do
26.07.2025 18:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
conservatives in the find out phase after fucking around
16.07.2025 21:56 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
running better than the government
04.07.2025 13:28 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Old enough to understand how Reagan’s policies made things bad, young enough to watch Trump’s policies make things even worse
04.07.2025 01:15 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“what do you want to be when you grow up” not living through unprecedented times that’s for damn sure
24.06.2025 22:52 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
is it just me or does it look like this car has nipple rings
22.06.2025 22:04 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In an alternate universe President Harris didn’t just attack a foreign country and I’m pretty jealous of the version of me living in that universe
22.06.2025 04:07 — 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0in case anyone was wondering it’s only been 152 days since january 20, 2025
22.06.2025 00:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0friday night plans? you mean reading in bed after taking melatonin??
21.06.2025 03:35 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Avengers if they fought billionaires instead of Thanos
18.06.2025 04:20 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0(•_•) one
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pov: your nazi-inspired birthday party did NOT go as planned
15.06.2025 02:28 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0not sure which is smallest his first inauguration crowd, his second inauguration crowd, or his military birthday parade
14.06.2025 22:50 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0thinking about people who passed away on their birthdays for no particular reason today
14.06.2025 17:41 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
made the pilgrimage
13.06.2025 14:09 — 👍 93 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
do we like guys who read?
12.06.2025 13:02 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
been known to swallow a hot dog or two in my day
11.06.2025 19:46 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0in pride month it would be homophobic if he didn’t
11.06.2025 03:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
never beating those pickle rider allegations
11.06.2025 03:21 — 👍 89 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0maybe i’m being woke but I think airport food should be more affordable
09.06.2025 23:59 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the worst person you know is trying to decide which nazi they support more in the messiest public divorce
05.06.2025 21:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
twitter right now:
05.06.2025 20:48 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
One moment you’re giving your friend a Nazi salute and just 136 days later you’re calling him a pedophile online, how the time flies
05.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 81 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0
