He almost made it through 3 Dan Brown sized paragraphs without mentioning gender.

Not all heroes wear capes.

I’m sure he’s only asking for a friend.

Me: Wouldn’t it be funny if Canada asked which state wants to be the 11th Provence?

Friend: They can’t. They’re afraid we wouldn’t understand it was a joke.

Soooo excited [inserts sarcasm for context] Congress gets to choose their own punishment especially when “none” is the only option they will be voting for.

1) I love this post.

2) I know it’s a joke, and a great one, but this idea absolutely needs to be put to film.

Did a thing today. Really annoying that Kolo 8 didn’t want to talk to anyone on the picket line & just posted Amazon’s statement that the Union is “lying & intimidating” to get people to join.

From the company that literally has union busters shadow employees to talk them out of organizing.

Is this proper technique for opening Secret Lairs?

I can’t be the only one who’s watched Dead Alive?

We’re not making safe theater!

It drives people crazy when I say it and Bubba HoTep and UHF are already listed but Hamlet 2 is gold.

A million times YES!

@ironwood.games I hear at some point you might start posting and leave the Fbook altogether?

The city before being Avenged.

Sometimes life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.

I’ve always preferred awful jokes and dad jokes.
-What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
-How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house.
-How can you tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.

Sen. Eric Schmitt : Only a man that has repeatedly failed to be an accountable leader and a decent person can lead a department that has repeatedly failed basic accounting.

I find myself reading the news and saying, “STFU Donnie. You’re out of your element” more and more.

What? Even after he took your endorsement?

I’m waiting for you there, in our special place.
#iykyk

Work is weird. Literally no one anywhere. Wondering what happened after I officially cut toxic people out of my life yesterday.

"Like" this post just because.

I feel so attacked right now.

Determining whether or not this is worth reposting, it’s a lot of big words. Then I remembered people here actually read.