Rubbery Oz

I've been informed and it's sad. Very sad.

You could have finished that sentence after the fifth word and still be right?

It's good to paint the floor early and often!

Black and gold? That is an amazing suit. You are a present I'd leave wrapped.

Looking amazing and festive. That's a solid win.

Nothing exists that's to everyone's tastes.
But! I like this and on top of that, a picture of someone feeling joy in their style is wonderful.
Love it.

What's in it for me?

The amount of feral children seems to be going up every pissing year. And most of the little shits spawn on electric scooters.

Memo to self, follow zebra

Post more gloves!

Rubber toesies.

Where'd they come from?

It's good to feel what you are

I also have one from YUELAN, it's good quality, thin and comfortable.

They decompose and return nutrients to the soil, which is a good thing.

When did the sky go woke?!

Prove it 😛

Were the chores using the toys or washing them?

What do you mean? Mysteriously grey tuna is great.

General Noir-bi

Surgical gloves are the way forward and can often be found for bargain prices on eBay. Give in. Get gloved.

You may be a silly boy, but you're no idiot.

That mix is immense

Don't grab me, I'm cold and full of liquid!

The varying joys of rubbing your own hands together.

I think the fleshlight is more annoying to clean after.

Been a while since I'd worn this last, but nice to be in it again.

What are you converting me to?
It better not be to Apple, I like my Android.

That's the only thing you've never watched?! I'm impressed.

Not all dates are romantic! Some are just casual outings with a friend.

A blind date in the forest for a bone could arguably come under that. Or cum under that. Hue hue hue.