Aaron Reyes

I’m a college football guy now. Vaqueros have the greatest all time win percentage in the history of college football

No cat of mine is defying the laws of nature

I swear I saw a cat catch the laser once. Ate it immediately

Feel bad for my ancestors who slept in anything above 72 degree rooms

Revolutions happen in Minneapolis

Then he knocked my cousin up and never looked back. America

This guy used to drop the biggest logs in our toilet. Like I think he wouldn’t poop for maybe a week, come over and leave a huge one. Just to show us

My cousin told me it’s been a great addition to her therapy and helping her understand better either what her therapist is working up to or seeing things she might have missed to talk about due to natural biases

Making a wish is NOT a threat of violence and I stand by that.

Reddit is radicalizing me faster than this current administration with all the bans I’ve been getting.

Replace Jerry with Pee Wee Herman in Seinfeld and the show doesn’t change that much. Probably an easy all time great

I raised an iPad baby, AMA

Working with ChatGPT to find me a diy project because I yearn for more I guess idk

Pat Mcafee got choked out on raw! Lmao

Two modelos and some fried mushrooms. They haven’t won yet

Can’t wait for the sequel where he sits her down to talk about easing up on brunch and handing her a pamphlet to some community college program

My first year students and the GA who without I would have sunk and drowned. Honestly, an honor of a year to be with these people

It’s not without its purpose but it is interesting. My finger prints are on that persons reaction

It’s interesting being in meetings about something new we’re trying at the university and seeing the fallout with the students.

That’s a great image and jumping off point. Might be capable with a raspberry pi or something similar, then would just be focusing on the build/set up. Like one of those leap frog tablets on crack

Turn it into an retro emulator machine that looks like the tube tvs they used to have at McDonald’s with the N64s

Oh, Britta’s in this?

Got a Baggend/Shire for my desk, preorder tho 🥲

I made the cover for my friend Max’s book that’s up for preorder now :)

I’ll take 6

FB Marketplace is the best.

Republicans fucking suck at the economy. I’m getting railed out here

Joe Rogan should be given the “dog that bit a child” treatment solely for his crimes against comedy. Ahem, attempted comedy

Turtles I think, idk the ap history one

In New Orleans for a work conference and I picked up an advanced copy of a John Green book. Had a hard time trying to remember @hankgreen.bsky.social name, which is unfortunate because Hank really is the only one I follow on socials.