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We're here now. @wangleberry & @brainmage, a couple of microphones, a comic about a cat, and no edits. There is shockingly little Garfield content considering this is a Garfield podcast, and dammit that's how we like it https://www.patreon.com/IDLMpodcast

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Episode 123: A touching melodrama where Godzilla bites a train Pibbly pobbles, poderinos. Today, Guy has broken a camera, Cat is in The Pit, asshole fae stole Guy's voice, and Godzilla had a bit of a yamp about the place. Content note for the beginning and the e

Episode 123 is out now! I meant to post about this this morning! But didn’t!

The fae stole Guy's voice! Cat is all drugged up and mad about it! Garfield yearns for the sweet release of eternal slumber!

Available wherever you get yr podcasts

#SoundCloud
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26.01.2026 12:41 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 2

required listening, especially where the concepts of "general purpose energy" and "carnival ticket energy" are introduced
#AuDHD

21.01.2026 10:00 — 👍 5    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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New episode on patreon! Godzilla! Losers stealing Guy's voice! Cat is in the pit! A camera done got broke! Garfield attempts to take his own life!

Episode 123 out now!

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25.01.2026 15:41 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
Panel 1. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, sits at a table and says "The claws must go"

Garfield, incredibly badly drawn even by my own horrifying standards, pulls a hideous grimace. His eyes are much too far apart. He thinks "The hell they do"

Panel 2. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, stares at the camera, looking concerned. Reflection lines at the edge of the panel indicate that he is behind glass.

Panel 3. The viewpoint pulls back to reveal that Jon Arbuckle, the monster, is trapped inside an oven. His mouth is open in a rectangular howl which we cannot hear. An orange paw reaches towards the oven igniter.

Panel 1. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, sits at a table and says "The claws must go" Garfield, incredibly badly drawn even by my own horrifying standards, pulls a hideous grimace. His eyes are much too far apart. He thinks "The hell they do" Panel 2. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, stares at the camera, looking concerned. Reflection lines at the edge of the panel indicate that he is behind glass. Panel 3. The viewpoint pulls back to reveal that Jon Arbuckle, the monster, is trapped inside an oven. His mouth is open in a rectangular howl which we cannot hear. An orange paw reaches towards the oven igniter.

Further required listening! But not the Garfield bit.

Don't worry, Garfield doesn't actually burn Jon alive. This time.

18.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Episode 122: He bums poison swamps Yabba-Dabba-Garfield, listenerinos, here we are again with another delicious bite of the podcast pie. Today we talk at length about Cat's tentative first steps in Having ADHD, as well as her experien

Episode 122 is out now! Cat experiments with Drugs, and Guy experiments with The Litany Against Wives. Also the gatfield comic is *dark*.

Podcast! Find it wherever!

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19.01.2026 09:22 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2
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Episode 122: He bums poison swamps is out now for patreon backers! An extended dive into Cat's ADHD diagnosis, her response to medication, and also Guy's new-found Litany Against Wives:

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17.01.2026 13:34 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible Let's be honest, it's been a while, hasn't it? Basically a series of mental collapses and surprising diagnoses have meant that both of us have effectively been large, floppy lumps over the winter peri

Good LORD we have a new episode!

PLUS! A revelation that threatens to undermine the entire concept of the podcast...(Guy has bought a milk frother)

Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible

Here, and on all podcast apps
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12.01.2026 10:34 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0
Panel 1 - Garfield and Jon, happy
Panel 2 - Garfield climbs Jon
Panel 3 - Garfield happy in Jon's arms. Jon having truly monstrous thoughts

Panel 1 - Garfield and Jon, happy Panel 2 - Garfield climbs Jon Panel 3 - Garfield happy in Jon's arms. Jon having truly monstrous thoughts

This episode should be required listening for more or less everybody.

Good to have you back!

12.01.2026 12:22 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible Let's be honest, it's been a while, hasn't it? Basically a series of mental collapses and surprising diagnoses have meant that both of us have effectively been large, floppy lumps over the winter peri

Good LORD we have a new episode!

PLUS! A revelation that threatens to undermine the entire concept of the podcast...(Guy has bought a milk frother)

Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible

Here, and on all podcast apps
on.soundcloud.com/VoNrXVuy3ME8...

12.01.2026 10:34 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0
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Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible | IDLM Podcast Get more from IDLM Podcast on Patreon

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE OUT NOW ON PATREON! WE LIVE! WE LIVVVVVVE!

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10.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 1
Panel 1. Jon and Garfield at a table begin to stare at each other. 

Panels 2-4, they continue to stare, pupils enlarging 

Panel 5, zoomed out. I accidentally drew Jon's pupils wrong, but liked the effect so a kept it and added it to Garfield. Reality is beginning to unravel

Panel 6. Further staring

Panel 7. Snap! Jon's eyes are massively bloodshot, his pupils tiny

Panel 8. Jon lies head on table, smoke rising from his fried brain. Garfield stares straight at the reader, eyes empty black pools.

Stare at his eyes. Keep staring. And on and on....

Panel 1. Jon and Garfield at a table begin to stare at each other. Panels 2-4, they continue to stare, pupils enlarging Panel 5, zoomed out. I accidentally drew Jon's pupils wrong, but liked the effect so a kept it and added it to Garfield. Reality is beginning to unravel Panel 6. Further staring Panel 7. Snap! Jon's eyes are massively bloodshot, his pupils tiny Panel 8. Jon lies head on table, smoke rising from his fried brain. Garfield stares straight at the reader, eyes empty black pools. Stare at his eyes. Keep staring. And on and on....

Blink

13.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Panel 5, zoomed in. The eyeballs are everywhere.

Panel 5, zoomed in. The eyeballs are everywhere.

I think this might be the best drawing I've ever done of Jon's face.

13.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@idlmpodcast.bsky.social I am genuinely sorry to report that @notmoro.bsky.social laughed out loud at the Snake Plissken bit

15.10.2025 10:28 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Episode 120: Dealing with leaflets, kittens, and sherbert doing? This week, we discuss how to deal with The Fash, what a good sherbert is, strike ettiquette, and the terrifyingly American concept of Pixar's Cars. Also a Garfield that, for some reason, break

New episode! 120!!!

Leaflets from the fash! Snake Plissken! Strikes! We have it all!

Available on all podcast wossnames

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13.10.2025 12:26 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

first, let's close that bracker)

Secondly, Cat would also not judge you if you weren't planning to go on it again! Just curious!

12.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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New episode out now on patreon! Episode 120! CHRIST!

Kittens! Sherbert! The Fash, and how to deal with them! Snake Plissken! Other!

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12.10.2025 12:21 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It is SO INTENSE!
Will you go on it again? (Absolutely no judgement if not!

-Obviously this is Guy. Cat is WEIRD about how much she enjoys The Horrid Devices.

12.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I immediately had to dig out this post by @idlmpodcast.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/idlm...

03.10.2025 14:21 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Episode 119: Where Did That Bowling Ball Come From? Aye up, you lot. We've been, once again, busy and ill in equal measure, but now we're back and firing on at least one cylinder and ready to talk about that big old ball of cat: Penn & Teller. This ep

I Don't Like Mondays Episode 119 is out now on all podcast apps! Bowling balls! Wizards! Finding a way to fill the internal void that's desperate for reassurance but can never be sated!

Garfield!

Available on all podcast apps!

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29.09.2025 08:27 — 👍 3    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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Episode 119: Where Did That Bowling Ball Come From? | IDLM Podcast Get more from IDLM Podcast on Patreon

Episode 119 is out for patreon backers right now!

We watch a wall! Stroke a kitten! discuss the difficulties of internalising self worth!

We went on a rollercoaster!

Literally! That isn't a metaphor for this episode!

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28.09.2025 16:18 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Panel 1, Jon the Ork enters, carrying a bag of groceries. "Oi! I'm back!"

Panel 2 Jon suggests something to barbecue. "Steak and Khorne"

This is a pun based on the ear of corn in his groceries, which sounds like Khorne, the chaos god of war. 

Panel 3. A cat tail is sticking up from the bag. The Ork is dismayed as the cat "just ate the burnin' stuff

Panel 1, Jon the Ork enters, carrying a bag of groceries. "Oi! I'm back!" Panel 2 Jon suggests something to barbecue. "Steak and Khorne" This is a pun based on the ear of corn in his groceries, which sounds like Khorne, the chaos god of war. Panel 3. A cat tail is sticking up from the bag. The Ork is dismayed as the cat "just ate the burnin' stuff

If you're interested in Orks but not necessarily the rules of 40k, Space Gits by @planetsmashergames.bsky.social might be worth a look

16.09.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

An Actual Referee writes:

28.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's just worked, so who knows!

Also, Is it a noticable difference in quality between wav and mp3? I thought I was being clever but I think it's quite clear that I have no idea what I'm doing.

10.09.2025 10:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Episode 118: A Wasp Knows No Fear New Episode, new you. Possibly the same you. Or maybe there IS something different about you. Have you done your hair? It looks great! Today, Guy and Cat discuss which McDonald's creature we could ta

Wait! No! It's working!!

Episode 118 is out now on all podcast apps! Or, at least, it should be!

soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...

10.09.2025 10:26 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

Well, we're trying to upload the latest episode to soundcloud, but for some reason it's stuck on "Processing". Fuck knows what's going on there. Any advice would be welcome! Tried to re-upload etc and no joy!

10.09.2025 10:23 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Episode 118: A Wasp Knows No Fear | IDLM Podcast Get more from IDLM Podcast on Patreon

Episode 118 is out now on patreon! 118! Like the men with the moustaches and that! Remember? REMEMBER???

(The men are mentioned at no point in the podcast)

www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

09.09.2025 17:20 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Apologies for the radio silence! We live! We have been busy/LARPing/Visiting The Elderly etc, and so there has been A Big Delay!

Hopefully a new episode out tomorrow! Thanks for your patience!!

08.09.2025 15:22 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Panel 1 - An Evil Sunz Ork cheerfully watering some plants. "Watta Watta Watta" rather than Dakka Dakka Dakka

Panel 2 - The Ork pats one of the plants, a fern

Panel 3 - A large orange Squig has destroyed the plants. The Ork facepalms. "Zoggin' squig"

Panel 1 - An Evil Sunz Ork cheerfully watering some plants. "Watta Watta Watta" rather than Dakka Dakka Dakka Panel 2 - The Ork pats one of the plants, a fern Panel 3 - A large orange Squig has destroyed the plants. The Ork facepalms. "Zoggin' squig"

A pub sign, The Shivering Whippet

A pub sign, The Shivering Whippet

A Warhammer squig painted to look like Garfield

A Warhammer squig painted to look like Garfield

Waaaaaargh!

15.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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Episode 117: Put your phone down, stop plucking nostril hairs, and engage Lovely stuff, this podcasting lark. This week, Guy and Cat talk about Garfield through the ages, nervous animals, and postmodern discourse. Also there's Garfield, and a whippet asks you to listen. Oc

Episode 117 is out now on all podcast apps! Orks! Nervous animals! Other things! Probably???

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18.08.2025 12:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Panel 1, a scorpion moving at extreme speed knocks aside a cat

Panel 2, "Let down his defenses", the cat lays splayed on the floor like some kind of weird icon. It has five legs. 

Panel 3, as panel 1 but reversed

Panel 1, a scorpion moving at extreme speed knocks aside a cat Panel 2, "Let down his defenses", the cat lays splayed on the floor like some kind of weird icon. It has five legs. Panel 3, as panel 1 but reversed

It remains to be seen if Garfield will keep 5 legs

13.08.2025 11:47 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0