I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast

Panel 1. Jon and Garfield at a table begin to stare at each other. Panels 2-4, they continue to stare, pupils enlarging Panel 5, zoomed out. I accidentally drew Jon's pupils wrong, but liked the effect so a kept it and added it to Garfield. Reality is beginning to unravel Panel 6. Further staring Panel 7. Snap! Jon's eyes are massively bloodshot, his pupils tiny Panel 8. Jon lies head on table, smoke rising from his fried brain. Garfield stares straight at the reader, eyes empty black pools. Stare at his eyes. Keep staring. And on and on....

Blink

Panel 5, zoomed in. The eyeballs are everywhere.

I think this might be the best drawing I've ever done of Jon's face.

@idlmpodcast.bsky.social I am genuinely sorry to report that @notmoro.bsky.social laughed out loud at the Snake Plissken bit

Episode 120: Dealing with leaflets, kittens, and sherbert doing? This week, we discuss how to deal with The Fash, what a good sherbert is, strike ettiquette, and the terrifyingly American concept of Pixar's Cars. Also a Garfield that, for some reason, break

New episode! 120!!!

Leaflets from the fash! Snake Plissken! Strikes! We have it all!

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first, let's close that bracker)

Secondly, Cat would also not judge you if you weren't planning to go on it again! Just curious!

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New episode out now on patreon! Episode 120! CHRIST!

Kittens! Sherbert! The Fash, and how to deal with them! Snake Plissken! Other!

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It is SO INTENSE!
Will you go on it again? (Absolutely no judgement if not!

-Obviously this is Guy. Cat is WEIRD about how much she enjoys The Horrid Devices.

I immediately had to dig out this post by @idlmpodcast.bsky.social

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Episode 119: Where Did That Bowling Ball Come From? Aye up, you lot. We've been, once again, busy and ill in equal measure, but now we're back and firing on at least one cylinder and ready to talk about that big old ball of cat: Penn & Teller. This ep

I Don't Like Mondays Episode 119 is out now on all podcast apps! Bowling balls! Wizards! Finding a way to fill the internal void that's desperate for reassurance but can never be sated!

Garfield!

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We watch a wall! Stroke a kitten! discuss the difficulties of internalising self worth!

We went on a rollercoaster!

Literally! That isn't a metaphor for this episode!

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Panel 1, Jon the Ork enters, carrying a bag of groceries. "Oi! I'm back!" Panel 2 Jon suggests something to barbecue. "Steak and Khorne" This is a pun based on the ear of corn in his groceries, which sounds like Khorne, the chaos god of war. Panel 3. A cat tail is sticking up from the bag. The Ork is dismayed as the cat "just ate the burnin' stuff

If you're interested in Orks but not necessarily the rules of 40k, Space Gits by @planetsmashergames.bsky.social might be worth a look

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It's just worked, so who knows!

Also, Is it a noticable difference in quality between wav and mp3? I thought I was being clever but I think it's quite clear that I have no idea what I'm doing.

Episode 118: A Wasp Knows No Fear New Episode, new you. Possibly the same you. Or maybe there IS something different about you. Have you done your hair? It looks great! Today, Guy and Cat discuss which McDonald's creature we could ta

Wait! No! It's working!!

Episode 118 is out now on all podcast apps! Or, at least, it should be!

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Well, we're trying to upload the latest episode to soundcloud, but for some reason it's stuck on "Processing". Fuck knows what's going on there. Any advice would be welcome! Tried to re-upload etc and no joy!

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Episode 118 is out now on patreon! 118! Like the men with the moustaches and that! Remember? REMEMBER???

(The men are mentioned at no point in the podcast)

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Apologies for the radio silence! We live! We have been busy/LARPing/Visiting The Elderly etc, and so there has been A Big Delay!

Hopefully a new episode out tomorrow! Thanks for your patience!!

Panel 1 - An Evil Sunz Ork cheerfully watering some plants. "Watta Watta Watta" rather than Dakka Dakka Dakka Panel 2 - The Ork pats one of the plants, a fern Panel 3 - A large orange Squig has destroyed the plants. The Ork facepalms. "Zoggin' squig"

A pub sign, The Shivering Whippet

A Warhammer squig painted to look like Garfield

Waaaaaargh!

Episode 117: Put your phone down, stop plucking nostril hairs, and engage Lovely stuff, this podcasting lark. This week, Guy and Cat talk about Garfield through the ages, nervous animals, and postmodern discourse. Also there's Garfield, and a whippet asks you to listen. Oc

Episode 117 is out now on all podcast apps! Orks! Nervous animals! Other things! Probably???

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Panel 1, a scorpion moving at extreme speed knocks aside a cat Panel 2, "Let down his defenses", the cat lays splayed on the floor like some kind of weird icon. It has five legs. Panel 3, as panel 1 but reversed

It remains to be seen if Garfield will keep 5 legs

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Episode 117 is life now for patreon backers! Nervous animals! Garfield throughout the ages! Orks! Postmodernism! What more could you want?!

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Love lasagna, love me Pooky, hate Mondays. end of

Episode 116: Unreasonable Adjustments It's been a minute since we last spoke! Well, what have you missed? Let's see...Guy and Cat have a new cat, Guy has a new autism, and Cat has the limits of her patience tested by her delightful husban

New episode! Guy is officially autistic! There is a new kitten! Podcast!!!

Available below,p and on all podcast apps. Yes. Even that one.

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Episode 116 is on patreon! Right now!

A VERY strange energy indeed!

PLUS, Guy gets clawed right in the tit by a kitten. Now THAT'S content!

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A digital drawing of a white man and a white woman with their arms around each other’s shoulders, gesturing openly with a huge garfield head in front of them. The man, Guy, is on the left, he has eye length light brown hair, glasses and short facial hair. He has a tshirt with a buff garfield on it. The woman, Cat, is on the right, wearing a tshirt that says “explicitly not buff garf” she has platinum blonde hair in a bun and glasses. There is large text reading “I DONT LIKE MONDAYS” in front of garfield’s face, and a cursive byline reading “a podcast that should have been called Guy and Cat” Around them are lots of small doodles of various bits and jokes from the podcast. these include an angry chimp with knuckle tattoos, a laderhosen clad jaeger, a babybel cheese labelled LEMYBEBE, a man squatting and ripping his trousers, three little cat heads and a mouth with some cheese in it

little love letter to my favourite ongoing podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social
if you haven’t, You Really Should listen to it. i keep a little backlog of episodes that i haven’t listened to so i can always have NEW idlm in case of Sadness- truly a gem of the podcast world.

Oh my GOODNESS look at this wonderful illustration! Can YOU recognise all the incredibly niche deep cuts? We can! And we are BLOWN AWAY <3

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Cat is away this week, so here's an episode of I Don't Like Chores, where Guyy doesn't even mention Garfield, but instead carries out some household tasks and grumbles like an old man. That's CONTENT, BABY!

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New post! Exclusively for patreon backers!

Cat is away this week, so here's an episode of I Don't Like Chores, where Guyy doesn't even mention Garfield, but instead carries out some household tasks and grumbles like an old man. That's CONTENT, BABY!

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garfield pipe strip with samus as jon and a metroid as garfield. "Now where could my plasma beam be?" garftroid is smoking a plasma beam "Garftroid!!"

can't believe i forgot to post my magnum opus here: garftroid

Omg