ThalmorBiznitch (NOT REPUBLICAN just very autistic)

I can’t tell if he means drunk or killed. Either one sounds like a good time though tbh

TWENTY speeding tickets?!?! TWENTY????????

Handin' out pocket-sized Constitutions to trick or treaters this year. Go get a Snickers bar next door, Waldo. Uncle George is hooking you up with the Separation of Powers and whatnot.

It was nice when Sesame Street added Julia, but it's nonsense to claim she was their first autistic character. You've got a guy who collects paperclips and another who has to count everything

Microsoft is now warning investors about the pushback against its massive data centers.

The tech giant's latest earnings reports says: “We also face community opposition, local moratoriums and hyper-local dissent that may impede or delay infrastructure development."

hasan may not have linked back up with zohran when he was in nyc but hell if i'm not gonna make it look like he did by recutting his last meetup into a million tiktoks

Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.

Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv

YouTube video by Miniminuteman America's Atlantis: The "Lost" Colony of Roanoke

FANTASTIC VIDEO by @miniminuteman.bsky.social 10/10 recommend

#halloween #roanoke #croatoan #ghoststory #history #archeology #archeologist #historian #miniminuteman

youtu.be/dDl5TyU-tkc?...

My kids school just shared this with us and like…you couldn’t bother to just use Canva, WHICH IS FREE, to make this?!?! You HAD to use AI???

WHY. This would have taken like 1-2min to make in Canva. WHY 😩

I am so fucking tired of AI being in everything #AI #AntiAI

to be clear these stories are unrelated

*man who is currently about to starve 40 million americans who rely on snap benefits*

Oh look! A list of 83 Bible verses about feeding the hungry! No reason! www.openbible.info/topics/feeding

back on my bullshit

Message with subject title “happy puppy parent!” And message reads “hi! I’m just reaching out because my husband and I adopted a beautiful female puppy who came with the name Jolly Pants from your shelter. She was driven up from UCAPS to CT, where we adopted her from Packleaders rescue in Manchester CT on 12/23/2022. We love her so much and wanted to reach out on the off chance you have any photos/other information about her from when she was with you. If not, no worries! She was born on 10/11/2022. Thanks so much!”

Response email from shelter that reads “Oh my gosh! Yes we remember them! There were 8 of them I believe, all with Christmas names. All 8 of them went to Pack Leaders. They were found in a ditch near a church by our local animal control. Animal control really isn't set up to house puppies, so he brought the whole litter to us. I'm going to message the shelter manager because she had the cutest picture of Jolly Pants, as she was always smiling! We will look for pictures!! Do you have any recent pictures of her? We would love to see her as an adult!!”

Things are generally bad and scary but on the upside I emailed Cedar’s rescue back in Arkansas last night on a whim and they responded immediately because THEY REMEMBER HER 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Crashing out is out wherever you listen or watch podcasts: linktr.ee/crashoutcast

Tim Walz: "People are gonna be lined up out here to get food, and we're talking about a damn ballroom. Don't lose the plot."

Very important to continue paying your spies so they don’t blab about all the spying

first rule of spy club: never talk about spy club

second rule of spy club: always pay for spy club

Anyone who wants to be president needs to be out there fighting the regime now. Not doing a book tour while people are suffering. And I say that as someone who likes her, but times are not normal.

Pretty fuckin sad that my first thought was like “I wonder how healing this would be for me. Would probably be worth the price”

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. N... TikTok video by Zohran Mamdani

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social posted on TikTok: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMx67vqh/

Too long of a video for me to just post it here

A CAPTCHA puzzle titled 'Select all companies with profit - If there are none, click skip' showing a 4x4 grid of tech company logos including OpenAI, Snapchat, Vercel, Uber, NVIDIA, DoorDash, Lime, DeepSeek, Anthropic, Reddit, Lovable, Replit, a0.dev, Cursor, Lyft, and Bolt. A blue 'SKIP' button appears at the bottom right. The image satirizes how few tech companies are actually profitable.

These captcha's are getting out of hand..

Pretty sure the answer is just clicking skip.

Polls show Sliwa doing better in a head to head against Mamdani than Cuomo

Third party spoiler Andrew Cuomo must drop out! Sliwa can still win this!

Screenshot of a New York Times article with the headline “AWS Cloud-computing outage left smart bed customers without sleep. The photo with the headline is what looks like a smart bed store. A bed with white linens is pictured on the right with a sign to the left that says “sleep hot? See how cool the Pod gets”.

One would think this is the “wake up call” consumers and businesses need to realize we don’t need everything to bed “smart”.

But then again, how would they form complete data profiles on us to sell?

#nytimes #nyc #smarttech #tech #aws #news

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Terrifying. An Associated Press investigation found more than 420 bills attacking longstanding public health protections such as vaccines, milk safety and fluoride have been introduced in statehouses across the US so far this year. Around 30 bills in 12 states have already been enacted or adopted.

I wish social media, specifically TikTok, time stamped when the content was posted when you download them to save them.

Also i wish the date they are posted was easily found. It’s such a problem and what they think it makes them never age? It’s important for like, news. #news #tiktok #breakingnews

Time to cancel your Spotify account.

Just finished recording for tomorrows episode of Stuff Keeps Happening and the frequency with which I had to stop mid-take because I realized I’d probably go to jail was uh

statistically significant