Valky

Liverpool ain’t been the same since Nunez left

Brentford are the best example of Moneyball out there

Exactly the correct approach by our coach, Liam. Play as strong a starting lineup as possible, build a lead, then take it easy in the second half.
Shame to concede but a fantastic win against a side that looked good until conceding the first pen.

My word Mark… am very pleased
4-3-3 ✅
Chance of going into the break ahead ✅
Balance midfield ✅

Why does this official Chelsea pop up always seem to imply that our first team lineup will always be weird?

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So swerve it then I reckon.

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Doing 24 in a 20 and not getting caught. On a bicycle.

Can’t remember the last time there was a political chant at a Chelsea match inside the ground

Love them and wish I could see them live. Parents didn’t like me putting Private Investigations song on in the car…

Arsenal played this as they should… avoid losing
Good reason they are top of the league
Pretty impressed with Chelsea and shame our home performance was so abysmal

5-3-2? Arsenal must be happy

‘Pizza Cake’ Chelsea FanCast #1322

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@jonathankydd.bsky.social get well soon mate

Good shout, agree.

Agreed. Joao Pedro will be the regular number 9 for the main games. Question is how we fit Palmer, Estevao and Neto in as our other forwards aren’t great.
I still want to see more of Gittens and Delap in a normal 4-3-3 before passing judgment.

Let’s start with the weak side and end with the team that should have started
Made for an enjoyable amount of childish goading!

Lots of fans were booing 15 minutes in and seething by the bars at half time

How I feel now at half time in the MHU is exactly how I was seething at half time when watching the Napoli match. This defies belief.
Anyway, back to saying “cunt” lots for the second half

You can rest players but this stupid 4-2-4 crap… we know it doesn’t work
And if you do want pick number 9 up front then I have no issue hoofing it to him and letting the wingers pick up the rebound

I write as we are deservedly 2-0 down to West Ham in the 39th minute.

My big question… does Liam Rosenior actually pick the starting lineup?

Come along imo.

Brookaside

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Safe journey

5 of top 8 teams English.
Teams not automatically thru include Real Madrid, PSG tvvats, and best of all for all who did Marseille (a) back in the day, they are out thanks to Jose’s keeper scoring a last minute goal against a spoilt Madrid side.
Good evening

Thought our manager was smoking crack when I saw the starting defensive lineup. When he reverted to a normal back 4 Napoli were completely negated up front and this we could make the most of our talented attack.
Love having Joao Pedro as striker in an attacking 3. Well done Chelsea.

So farewell then

Raheem

One of your free kicks

Disappeared

Into

The unseen

This was my view when I was last in Napoli.
For those fans going there for the first time… you won’t forget your visit. It’s what following Chelsea is all about!

BOSH!