smol daddy

I actually can’t do another year of this

whenever some of you are quiet for a few weeks or more i just assume you’re in jail

don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take

@caitiehannan As a therapist I can say confidently, that while therapy is helpful, what most people really need is money

is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend

“I was just following otters.”

In The Naked Gun the evil world-destroying billionaire boasts that you can still say the original title for the Black-Eyed Peas' "Let's Get It Started" in his private club, and as it turns out, this exact kind of insane elite overreaction to being told "no" is the primary reason we have fascism now.

incredible quote lol

Oh no we left Kevin on an abandoned spaceship this Christmas.

Kevin making boobie traps for xenomorphs sound fun tho

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.

The goal is to get permanent brain damage to the point I become stupid and unaware of the world burning around me and be happy finally.

I don't use this app for porn, I mainly use it to read sentences that are permanently melting my brain. Yes, I use it like crack basically.

Why do I see more random nudity here than on Twitter lol. Every now and then I be scrolling and whoops naked guy out of nowhere I don't follow or anything related.

Nah, fr, the easiest thing to boycott. Everything you like about it exist in a way better version. It's really a series you don't have to watch, there's so much Amblin movie you can spend your time on. You really don't have to watch the less competent version of Super 8.

Stranger Things is not a tv series made by AI... TECHNICALLY, but spiritually, it's one of the first AI series where every single thing about it is just a shittier soulless version of something actually good.

Oh yeah I'm not watching Stranger Things because of the boycott and not because I realised after 1 season that it's a show with 0 personality but a lot of pop culture references. I don't watch it out of morals and not because it's best moments reminds me of bad copies of better things I saw....

This Thanksgiving remember the cranberry sauce, but forget the Marijuana. Terry was convinced to take a "toke" of a joint with his friend "just to relax". Immediately after, Terry killed his friend who had given him the marijuana in a murderous craze. Not so safe, is it? Marijuana. Not Even Once. Ad Council

remember, folks,

He's gonna be the dark horse candidate of the 2028 Republican presidential primary.

This kind of reporting is when people are on Twitter too much and think it’s real life. “A cartoon on Twitter had millions of views” — and, it’s bots and 1% of 1% of the population who cares about any of this shit

[me watching the boys come back to town] i gotta write a song about this

A legend of my favorite actor archetype

Noah smith tweet: I got kicked out of a rabbit-related San Francisco chat group because of this tweet! First time in my life someone has ever gotten mad at me IRL about online political stuff.

remembered a gem

It's such a Lil Yachty type flow that based on knowing how much he ghostwrote for Lil Baby, I assume he might ghostwrote this too.

I'm not saying this song is amazing, but comparing to the quadrillion songs she released her debut with the terrible poopy bars, this song is a fresh air (probably because the lack of poop in it).

YouTube video by Ice Spice Ice Spice - Pretty Privilege (Official Music Video)

funny thing is that Ice Spice actually sneak released her best song since her breakout EP on youtube, you can't find it on streaming services
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl3S...