The Schlocketeer

Tsk tsk tsk, Regal. You're missing THE CURSE OF LA LLORONA.

I know Peter Safran likes to pretend that it doesn't count, but anyone who has actually seen the film knows that isn't true. Plus it was originally pushed early on as an entry.

House of Fessenden?

I'm in.

Yes please.

Anthrax - "Sound of White Noise"
The Cult - "Sonic Temple"
Danzig - "Lucifuge"
Fantomas - "Director's Cut"
Guns N' Roses - "Appetite for Destruction"
Halestorm - "Vicious"
Ozzy Osbourne - "No More Tears"
Rob Zombie - "Hellbilly Deluxe"
White Zombie - "Astro-Creep"

And most Metallica albums.

Godzilla relaxing with his fellow actor on the set of King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)
#godzilla

Logo for New World Pictures

An immediate endorphin hit

I always forget that Lee Tergesen is in the WAYNE'S WORLD movies. And I shouldn't, because he is low-key great in his supporting role.

Fair point.

No.

Huge thanks right back for having me on again!!!

Stop! Click! Listen!

TRUCK TURNER
WHITE LINE FEVER
OVER THE EDGE
THE ACCUSED
UNLAWFUL ENTRY

RIP Jonathan Kaplan. Thanks for all the movie memories.

Marketing comes to mind, especially in regards to genre media.

But we'll never know for sure!

Damn right!

Cont'd

Our giggles increased with each trap. By the time we hit the point where the pigs were being liquified, we were chucking enough that the folks around us moved.

Not because we were being loud. But because the two of us finding any of it funny clearly made them feel uncomfortable.

This is a tad different than what you asked, but...

I went to see SAW III opening night with one of my best friends. There was a decent amount of folks in there. For whatever reason, we started giggling at the traps as it went. We weren't high or anything. Just quietly laughing at the audacity...

I ask this same question every time I think about this film.

THIS.

See also: Wolf Men lurking about fog-swept forests, undead beings shambling through decaying cemeteries, and Gill-Men gliding through the water beneath unsuspecting prey.

WEAPONS
HONEY DON'T
HIGHEST 2 LOWEST
CAUGHT STEALING

Honorable Mentions: Nobody 2, Relay, She Rides Shotgun, and The Toxic Avenger.

I don't care about horror hot takes. Tell me what you love. That's the shit I jive with. 🤷‍♀️

I mean...

Do you ever sit around and think about the fact that there is a sequel to John Carpenter's VAMPIRES that stars Jon Bon Jovi, Diego Luna, and Darius "Eddie Winslow" McCrary?

"Name a show that only ran for one season" Okay but let's play hard mode and name a show that never made it past the pilot.

Age verification? I actually remember life before cell phones and the internet.

Not sometimes.

Most times.

Yuck.

BANSHEE

Internet: "An animated series adaptation of Burroughs' JOHN CARTER novels is on the way! Details to come via SDCC this Friday!"

Me: "Cool! Can't wait to hear more!"

Internet all weekend: *crickets*

Me: "Hey, it's Tuesday now, where's my John Carter animation news?"

*more crickets*

17. More people should read THE MONK and THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO and all that good 18th-century shit.