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I drew the three stooges for my friend

PANEL 1: NARRATOR: "Cultivating the measured NPR cadence and placid deference to the military that characterizes the ideal neoliberal subject, Clark Kent returns to the editorial meeting..." A group of DAILY PLANET reporters are in a meeting, Clark Kent is responding to a question from his boss. CLARK: "Well, chief, the bombing campaign--" PANEL 2: Clark is talking and the other reporters and co-workers look unhappy. CLARK: "Obviously war in the region is not-ah-"ideal," but regime change could ultimately provide socioeconomic benefits that far outweigh the regrettable civilian casualties..." CLARK (thinking): "As Superman, last son of Krypton, these words of course sicken me; however, it's Clark Kent's job to manufacture consent!" PANEL 3: (inset in a larger panel) One reporter is whispering to another. REPORTER: "Kent is such an off-putting sociopath" REPORTER 2: "I hope he kills himself". An arrow points to this inset panel that reads "Thanks to super-hearing" from Clark's ear. Clark is smiling and thinking to himself. CLARK (thinking): "Looks like my secret identity as Clark Kent is safe...FOR NOW!"

the mild manners are job security, baby

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I love every stupid thing he does. #AEWCollision

Do still generally Love That Danhausen in spite of everything, but man that EC clip gives me secondhand embarrassment. Maybe they'll know what to do with him, idk, I won't be watching but I will be curious.

All I have left is waiting for the space piss jar to hit the sex number

if tonight people start whining about seeing AEW posts w everything going on please just block and move on. There’s no need to quote them or reply to them.

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

hopefully if it comes to that, she's got more clout than Cutler and the Butcher, with more eyes on what she's doing, so they'd led it slide?

I've got a ticket to that show, so I'll be extra pissed if she gets pulled

it's only RogersTV, it's basically a step above local cable access channels

kinda weird, since the Winnipeg indie Mercedes is booked for just did the same?

a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"

I like the new bird

You have never lived in a world without trans people and YOU NEVER WILL.

This trip will save their marriage

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

Ciabatta was invented in 1982

That is way too recent to be inventing new breads

Wendy 3hoo

did she mean to go the other way?????

but the point is that he's turning Hologram's H into a C! why is she randomly turning a W on its side????

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Bummer! I will still be seated, though~

The balancing on the email mechanic is completely fucked. You're meant to reply to emails, but when you do so, you're punished by almost immediately getting another email in response which then needs to be replied to. The player is disincentivized from engaging with the core gameplay loop.

me seeing christopher lee is trending: oh no!!!!
me after clicking on it: oh its just a character on some show that has the same name
me:
me: wait christopher lee died like ten years ago

All those Discord alternatives that y'all are trying to push (Stoat, Matrix, Fluxer, Root, etc.) will have to comply with this as well if we don't stop this.

CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES EVERY DAY & TELL THEM TO VOTE NO ON KOSA, SCREEN Act, & ANY OTHER INTERNET CENSORSHIP BILLS!

what if before he died jimmy buffet recorded a song to be released posthumously called "heaven is boring i miss florida"

@phyoog.northsky.social: "Would you say you're happier since becoming Gender Critical?" @missmissfit.bsky.social: "Tbh, no"

if you need me I'll be cackling for the rest of the day

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Silent protector meme. The child is labeled weird kinks and the soldier is labeled weirder kinks.

it's simple really

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Glad he’s stepping down. Even though the emails in question were strictly about business, why did he send so many of them even after Epstein’s initial conviction and prison sentence