𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓

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That’sss what they all sssay.
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🐝. lets search
for the perfect
HOME .ᐟ
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Likewise, brat. didn’t think I’d ever see your sssmug face again, essspecially after all that happened between usss.
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who daresss summon me?
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𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓

𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙉 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔,

𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔!!

jinx

If I see one more dragon, I'm going to maul the next person I see on my tl

* lie

jinx

I'm not gonna ima have to borrow that brain you don't need it anymore. Hand it over.

No way mfer used a dragon ball reference 😭😭

jinx

Go on

jinx

fucking strangles you

jinx

I hope both sides of your pillows are cold

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BEHOLD COOKIESSS, WITNESSS MY TRUE FORM!!
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Couldn't be more than right, taught them everything I know! They grow up ssso fast.
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KYA we are! Watched them hatch and all! ... You have?
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a cartoon character with a sword and a heart shaped cookie on a black background ALT: a cartoon character with a sword and a heart shaped cookie on a black background

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Me and my son off to conquer kingdoms
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Sssnapdragon, the most ferocious dragon on earthbread!
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My little buddy isss coming to visit me soon.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀،̲،̲ the more i understand the world ﹑
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #CRKRP #MVRP
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( a toothy grin plastered over the dragons face, holding its draconic blade over their shoulder, hitting against their armor. )

Very lucky indeed ... jussst caught me in a good mood today.ᐟ

( Yapping. )
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D o g*

jinx

I'm going to strangle my do

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Exacctly, how foolisssh can one cookie be? Luckily, you saw the error of your waysss without any severe punissshment.

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( Even though that may have been true. Pitaya still has a reputation to uphold. )

I have no idea what you're talking about, pure vanilla

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What are friendsss for?

( It hadn't ceased yet; even though the sound had gotten louder; they gave off a very VERY intense stare. )

... If this continuesss any longer .. soon enough you'll be misssing a hand or two.

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Have I ever been wrong ssso far?

( a noticeable change occured. The dragon made a strange sound; almost as if they were purring. Attempting to hide it behind a bit of snarling? )

.. If you mussst

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Don't forget who you're ssspeaking with, friend. Warningsss only mean so little to usss

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