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@mover.bsky.social

dopingly swag gangster doing dope shit on the daily

10 Followers  |  12 Following  |  58 Posts  |  Joined: 25.10.2023  |  1.8225

Latest posts by mover.bsky.social on Bluesky

I wonder if any ppl are mad on this app from the election results

06.11.2024 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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h1z1 is legitimately one of the funniest games of all time because what do you mean this just happened

03.11.2024 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

i miss h1z1 so much man everytime i play another fps game i feel like im cheating on my girlfriend

03.11.2024 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this app needs a drafts feature so i can keep my shittiest posts even shittier

31.10.2024 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this is harder to get into than getting into a T20 college

30.10.2024 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jacking off is unrealistic

30.10.2024 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4329    ๐Ÿ” 813    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

okean elzy is proof music still exists

30.10.2024 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dont think just do

29.10.2024 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I challenge people to classical duels if I enter into a server to assert dominance that I am a true chatter

29.10.2024 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gotta be one of the worst articles I've read ever

29.10.2024 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been applying to discord clans like they're high paying alphabet company software engineer jobs

29.10.2024 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going on grailled and waiting to buy the most exquisite pair of slightly shitten pants for 400 quid

28.10.2024 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

will u become alien smoaking see wade...

28.10.2024 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.10.2024 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

promo for anyone to follow me if you do this:

-drinking and driving
-eating chicken nuggets in the shower listening to burial
-fishing while naked at 2 am
-punch holes in walls
-sleep for 14 hours
-eat mash and beans
-piss really hard

#promosky #promo #moots

27.10.2024 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i eated it all

27.10.2024 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

read this as "spending the whole day rubbing coconut all over my body" and thought that'd probably hurt

26.10.2024 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

conditioning my male pattern baldness so in 50 years it looks like this on my head

26.10.2024 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know whats better than women?

getting a marathon time under 3 hours, 48 minutes, and 20 seconds.

go chase your dreams, fulfill your inner child.

26.10.2024 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am the worst version of myself on here and if you imagine me as a big buff grizzly bear it actually makes more sense

26.10.2024 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not so scary if you just throw 2 left hooks and knock em out in one step, did that to my paralysis demon the other day.

26.10.2024 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you call me gay i'll put you in the gay chamber and you will be gay for the rest of your life, this is your warning and it'll happen everytime

26.10.2024 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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my Chinese Microsoft intellimouse 1.1a clone came, holy fuck dude

26.10.2024 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

after several real life experiments, I conclude that I fish better while being naked

25.10.2024 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your life will change after playing

25.10.2024 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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webfisher extrordinare

25.10.2024 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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webfishing summed up by the mover himself:

25.10.2024 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The deep state can't control who plays "Big Breasted Goth Girls: The Game"

24.10.2024 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/move...

24.10.2024 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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