i deactivated my facebook while im applying to law school and left this up for just anyone to see

bruh how does toronto have two crane machine arcades like down the street from eachother

If she dies it will be at least doing what she loves something with absolutely no forethought based in hubris

Way too invested in trying to figure out if Caroline Calloway is just doing rage baiting by refusing to leave her beachfront home in Sarasota or if she’s really gonna get washed away in a hurricane

u can't say that wo javi here to back me up

the elderflower is very subtle unfortunately

hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historical facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. he forgot to add: the 1st time as tragedy (sokal submitting nonsense to open access critical theory journals), the 2nd time as farce (every scientific journal now 30% chatgpt by word count)

you feel like such a queer doing ecstasy presses with no meth in them, like john kerry in 2004

@marlo.ooo check signal btw

when you think about it, the nixon tapes were the first podcast

need him on a pod, would even accept red scare atp

great. toronto's woke now

:reading curtis yarvin's substack: ah sweet i always wondered what it would be like if scar from the lion king had a blog

(Sending an obviously ai generated Drake spread eagle with too many fingers on each hand and his legs facing the wrong way) he ain’t got one song where he need to do all that 😂😂☠️

My 19 year old coworker who hates me: can you cover me on Valentine’s Day or not

Me: bet!!!!

which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

in the past 24 hours have had both the thoughts "i have no horse in this fight" and "sober as a church mouse" im in my yogimaxxing era

grow your own weed guys are so obnoxious sure man right after i finish churning my own butter and cobbling my own skechers

imagine the potential if trisha had married hunter biden

being a facebook comedian is like sociopaths who can function in society as CEOs but for the rest of cluster b

riverdale is evangelion for people in their 20s

need an episode of seinfeld modern day where caroline calloway joins the korean friendship association

im like the french canadian hunter biden

moving to a marginal section of palo alto to launch a perennial single-issue "audit the fda" congressional campaign until some guy who sold his blockchain-based payroll service to softbank for 4.5 billion in february 2022 asserts himself as my patron

when people used to be like "the terrorists hate us for our freedom" they were talking about the use of paper towels specifically

do they make duolingo for smart people

xxxtentacion/kissinger facesplit

emoji gun control and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

hope she sees this bro

omg u literally couldnt get an uberX from the airport at 1am last night because twitchcon is in vegas this year 😭 gamers must perish

this could only have come from a red state democrat, no californian would make this mistake