KK.slyyy

They keep talking ab where are the queer elders but I’m right here

Everyday i understand my mom and ted kazinski a little bit more don’t know what im more horrified by

First time hooking up w this person when they pulled it out i proceeded to say “ha you’ve activated my trap card” yeahhhhh ummm i wonder how they’re doing

[Mutual] dude i totally thought u were a girl

[internal monologue] yeah man… so did I (exasperated sigh)

Don’t send me documentaries unless u wanna share an urn

I think i met someone who can match my esoteric pretentious chronically online brain rot freak nd guys… im scareeeeddddddddd

Tosh from tosh.0 and idubz are the same person

The narrative being pushed is that tranny pussy so good it’ll make u do political assassinations, chat is this a W

😮‍💨 truth is i don’t have 2 wolves inside me… im just bipolar

I’m gonna kirk myself

Skeeted this in front of my Dr

I luv fuckin t boys, call me monica the way i be gobbling bush

We’re losing recipes

The library of congress needs to include shitposters top shit posts

Y my holes so empty rn

Black holes nut gamma rays

Why do the snakes like peanut brittle

The jeans ads shit is a pysop to inspire nationalism in the public. why tf we arguing ab mall jeans rn

Fuck till she buy me season tix we ina major

Show sm

I’m really just tryna rock out w my cock out

I’ve been gooning to jeff hardy & drew brees highlights for the past 3 days

The reason missy elliot isn’t recognized as more of an icon and originator is bc of colorism…

Ritchie torres trying to excuse his support for genocide by highlighting the fact that he’s the senator of the poorest district in the us made me sick to my stomach like the marginalized cannot identify and create coalition w other marginalized folks fckn choke on it facist fuck

Real steel is hitting it’s peak culture relevance rn, somebody call that buff autralian theatre gay it’s time for a sequel

Arguing on the internet is battle bots w online avatars

My roster star studded i feel like pat riley

Fingering his armpit to make sure he not ticklish

Early 20s is crazy im getting my titties sucked while shopping for mattresses

Yo baby throw up on me imma throw up onnat nigga right back now we both gotta change goofy