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Haze is your pocket princess (he/him)

@hazeisemoaf.bsky.social

Hey it's haze from reddit. 30s, he/him/princess. Posting random shit and panties I guess. nsfw, mdni. if you can't legally drink, you shouldn't be here tbh

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Latest posts by hazeisemoaf.bsky.social on Bluesky

Thank you ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’œ please take it easy today and make sure you're drinking water and eating โ˜บ๏ธ

23.10.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man, I read all these stories of prostate owners getting the prostate exam and then moaning or even pressing leaking out some precum and mine was just the most boring, generic thing ever ๐Ÿ˜ญ lameness

23.10.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is dancing in front of flex tape ALT: a man is dancing in front of flex tape

Imagine it as my stamp of approval lmfao, my brain works in such silly ways ๐Ÿ’€

23.10.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug you can 't feel it but it 's there . ALT: a drawing of a ghost that says ghost hug you can 't feel it but it 's there .

Brain demons are always lurking, waiting to strike when we're having moments of weakness.

Fwiw, I'm a rando on the Internet, but DMs are always open if you need someone to talk to. No pressure, no hard feelings if you don't wanna, just an offer on the table because suffering alone sucks. ๐Ÿ’œ

23.10.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a striped shirt and tie is laying down with his eyes closed ALT: a man wearing a striped shirt and tie is laying down with his eyes closed

Ngl that is pretty fucking hot, plus a guy with a pretty, pouty voice?

23.10.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never feel bad about asking for help when you need it. That's a brave and deceptively hard thing to do.

Scream as much as you need, as much as you want, because you are not annoying and you are not alone ๐Ÿ’œ

23.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm on my third day of edging to try to make my Aneros sessions even crazier. Fuck me, I'm already pretty much constantly leaking some precum slowly through the day, slick and sticky and I feel it on the head pretty much constantly๐Ÿซ  #chubby #fat #edging #bhm #realnsfw #nsfwreal

22.10.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face . ALT: a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .

Work feels like it's moving in slow motion which means the next 5 hours are going to feel like an eternity (also this is the only gif that truly *understands me*)

22.10.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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4 more hours of work, I just want to go home ๐Ÿ˜ญ

At least sneaking off to the bathroom to take #tittytuesday pics for you killed some time lol. the pinch felt nice at least ๐Ÿ’œ

#bhm #chubby #fat #fatsky #realnsfw

21.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is probably a good week to turn on notifications and keep an eye on ZMC socials. Especially on Friday ๐Ÿ‘€

20.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Birthday Massacre - Red Stars (Lyrics) (Sub Espaรฑol)
YouTube video by BloodyMoffin The Birthday Massacre - Red Stars (Lyrics) (Sub Espaรฑol)

Current vibe. The video art is so pretty ๐Ÿฅบ

youtu.be/HhTTCmwyMwE?...

21.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Yuffie is so fucking cute omfg

18.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a girl in front of a box store ALT: a close up of a girl in front of a box store

I made a thing, you can go listen to it, if you want. Or not. It-it's not like really care either way. Idiot. #eroticaudio #realnsfw

www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

17.10.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
POISON THE WELL - GRAIN OF SALT
YouTube video by POISON THE WELL (OFFICIAL) POISON THE WELL - GRAIN OF SALT

One of the earliest examples of a song that made me *feel something* instead of just being angry or having a catchy beat.

I still love Poison the Well. But fuck I feel old lol

youtu.be/fU_i100HCfs?...

15.10.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope it did and that you rested well ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ’œ if not, please be kind to yourself today, okay? Sending good vibes your way!

15.10.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weed, Aneros, panties, mood lighting, hypnosis ๐Ÿ’œ #bhm #chubby #fat #meninpanties #fatsky #realnsfw

12.10.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I'm high and depressed at the same time does that make me highly depressed or depressingly high? ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

12.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How does one separate art and artist? Maybe it's the 'tism but I'm really struggling with it.

12.10.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"well if he gawks at me then he's not much of a boyfriend is he?"

11.10.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face . ALT: a woman wearing a pink fur coat and sunglasses is making a funny face .

Everything feels hard right now and not even in the good way ๐Ÿ˜ญ

11.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I finished my second normal mode playthrough of Final Fantasy 7 Remake (on PC this time). Now I get to play Intergrade, Yuffie is best princess ๐Ÿ˜ค

11.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: [m4F] i need you [ramblefap] [msub] vibes [toys] [prostate play] [touch starved] [touch me] [bite me] [pain] mild [cbt] [blowjob] [... Posted by hey_its_haze - 15 votes and 7 comments

I finally posted another audio, it's been awhile... But fuck I got some very sweet comments (one of them made my cheeks burn a lil bit) and I can't even tell you how happy that made me. It felt so good ๐Ÿฅบ

www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

Just in case you wanna listen #eroticaudio #realNSFW #subby

11.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's been awhile since I've seen a Skye nip ๐Ÿ˜

11.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The weight of the stainless steel aneros tempo pulls at my hole as gravity tries to pull it out of me... And the way my body pulls back on it, is pure bliss. And I just want your hands on my body ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

09.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got high and played with my Aneros toys earlier, took some pics. Might get even higher and play some more in a bit ๐Ÿซ  (yes my ass takes up the full screen ๐Ÿ’œ) #chubby #fat #bhm #meninpanties #fatsky #realNSFW

09.10.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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love sucks ๐Ÿฉธ

06.10.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a beer and now I just want cuddles and potentially some boobs to suffocate myself between; size is unimportant, but the boobs' owner must be old enough to purchase liquor legally in the United States

05.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every. Fucking. Day.

05.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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