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Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
20.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 10299 🔁 2647 💬 82 📌 80PUNK ART CHAOS COMES TO BEACON FEB. 25TH🎨
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20.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 1280 🔁 103 💬 10 📌 3
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/
20.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 6296 🔁 1322 💬 65 📌 43
A FEY BLESSED HOUSE 🏰 ✨
Endowed with ancestral links to the fairies of Tír Cruthú and access to the demiplane known as the Golden Orchard, House Royce now finds itself entangled in intrigue via Lady Aranessa Royce's marriage to the enigmatic Thjazi Fang...
[ Artwork by tumblr.com/agarthanguide 🎨 ]
Concerned about ICE's $45 billion plan to convert warehouses into immigration detention centers? This is what they'll look like inside. From ICE's plan for the Social Circle, GA facility. Each little dot: a person. www.socialcirclega.gov/home/showpub...
20.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 2354 🔁 1429 💬 219 📌 518
“This is a great opportunity to show off that B+ you got in Señor Shapiro’s class,” said Paul Feldman
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Nation’s Friends From College Announce They Need Someone To Lean On During Divorce
Nation’s Friends From College Announce They Need Someone To Lean On During Divorce https://theonion.com/nations-friends-from-college-announce-they-need-someone-to-lean-on-during-divorce/
19.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 491 🔁 27 💬 6 📌 3
Grieving Prince Andrew Asks For 12-Year-Old During This Difficult Time
Grieving Prince Andrew Asks For 12-Year-Old During This Difficult Time
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Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other
Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other https://theonion.com/female-friends-spend-raucous-night-validating-the-livin-1819573315/
19.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 1273 🔁 102 💬 15 📌 7
New reaction just dropped 🤦♂️ #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
17.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 11177 🔁 2105 💬 466 📌 253FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
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Mike Tirico Keeps Asking Olympians What Happens To Old Drug-Test Urine
Mike Tirico Keeps Asking Olympians What Happens To Old Drug-Test Urine https://theonion.com/mike-tirico-keeps-asking-olympians-what-happens-to-old-drug-test-urine/
17.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 877 🔁 43 💬 19 📌 2
Try starting with something shorter like Yom Kippur and working your way up.
Tips For Observing Lent https://theonion.com/tips-for-observing-lent/
17.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 709 🔁 54 💬 16 📌 4
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things
‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/
16.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 1568 🔁 165 💬 31 📌 27
Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones
Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones https://theonion.com/obnoxious-friend-wont-stop-attaining-major-life-milesto-1819574646/
16.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 1462 🔁 107 💬 11 📌 10
Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About
Area Dad Suffers Massive Nothing To Worry About https://theonion.com/area-dad-suffers-massive-nothing-to-worry-about-1819571358/
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How to Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge
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Why are so many young people into K-pop? To confuse and enrage you.
All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/
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Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train And Fuck Each Other
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Couple Going At It Like Tired, Sexually Incompetent Rabbits
Couple Going At It Like Tired, Sexually Incompetent Rabbits https://theonion.com/couple-going-at-it-like-tired-sexually-incompetent-rab-1819574480/
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PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine’s Day
PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine’s Day https://theonion.com/petsmart-introduces-heart-shaped-puppy-for-valentine-s-1822980373/
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What do you and Trump talk about? The struggle of finding a good makeup artist after alienating the LGBTQ+ community.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Nicki Minaj https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-nicki-minaj/
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Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub
Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub https://theonion.com/study-89-of-husbands-planning-to-surprise-wife-on-val-1823006999/
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'I Just Love Corporations!' Headline T-Shirt
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