Alexys Hartt

The hardest part of my day is deciding between coffee or more coffee. ☕

CVS: The place where you go in for a bottle of water and somehow leave with 3 lip glosses, a mascara, and a foundation shade you’ll never use 💀

Happy Wednesday! Halfway through the week, who else is counting down to the weekend? 😏✨

Just got a new jacket.

Some of y’all talk a big game, but would you even know what to do with me? 😏🔥

Hey babes, happy March! 💖✨ New month, new goals, and new ways to make you weak for me. 😉 Who’s ready for more fun? 😘

Rise and shine, sinners. 😏 Another day to worship me properly. Who’s ready?

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Good morning everyone today is going to be a beautiful day.

it's 19 degrees and I need to go make up shopping, help 😢

Every outfit tells a story. What’s yours today? 💖✨ Let’s chat!

Me realizing hashtags don’t work on Bluesky after a whole week of tagging #every #single #post. I was out here talking to myself like it’s performance art. 💀✨

So, hashtags don’t work on Bluesky… and I’ve been using them on every post. Love that for me. Truly the main character of my own cringe comedy. 😭💖

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TikTok is banned in the US now, so I guess it’s back to telling my friends I’m ‘gonna start a YouTube channel’ and never doing it.

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TikTok is already gone, guess now y’all are gonna have to watch me dance in person. Hope you’re ready for this jelly. 🕺✨ #TikTokBan #BringBackTikTok #SocialMediaDrama #SocialMediaDrama #IRLDanceParty #USA

I'll film with you baby!

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Snoop Dogg at Trump’s inauguration? Talk about a collab no one saw coming. Guess it’s time for some presidential Gin & Juice 🥤🇺🇸 #SnoopAndTheDon #InaugurationVibes #PoliticsWithFlair

Watching The Traitors is wild… who knew betrayal pairs so well with popcorn? 🍿👀 My trust issues are getting a workout. #TheTraitors #RealityTVDrama

Who's ready for the #NintendoSwitch2? Can't wait to dive into new adventures! 🚀 #GamerCommunity

Spinning some Mac Miller tracks this afternoon. What's your favorite song of his? 🎧 #MacMiller #MusicLovers

we love it too

Mystery, lace, and a little mischief… 🔥✨ Dare to play? 😈💖

#CD #Crossdresser #Sissy #LingerieLover #Kinky #Femboy #SexyAF #Sensual #LaceLover #MaskedBeauty #ForbiddenDesire #FemmeFatale #Slay #SpicyContent #OnlyFans #Fansly #TeaseMe

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So we’re really out here banning TikTok while letting Facebook run wild? 😂 Make it make sense. #TikTokBan #SaveTikTok #FreeSpeech #TikTok

Welcome to the European Central Bank! Looking forward to your insights. 💬 #ECB #NewBeginnings

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Embracing the morning energy! How's everyone feeling today? ☀️ #MorningMotivation #BlueskyCommunity #TGIF

Heidi Montag’s Superficial is finally #1 in multiple countries… 15 years later. Talent ALWAYS wins. I’ve been preaching this since day one—where’s my retroactive A&R check?! 🎤✨ #JusticeForSuperficial #HeidiMontag

I just want a love that’s as strong as my WiFi signal and as consistent as my craving for snacks at 2 AM. Is that too much to ask?

Not to be dramatic, but you should all send me your money immediately. It’s the right thing to do. 💅💸

what a great looking dick

New platform, same bad behavior. 😏💋 Catch me being a menace, serving looks, and maybe—just maybe—leading you to places you shouldn’t be. #Bluesky #SpicyButClassy