Joe 9️⃣

Yes I do

Bart Rubinek on How Homer Harmed Him

dreamed i was francis from pee-wee being chased by another francis from pee-wee

YouTube video by Lonesome Lefty The Stoneman Family - Groundhog

youtu.be/nbclywNMPXA?...

I am clown the smiler

like a joker...

and i'm smiling like a damned fool as well

Awesome. This is big for me

I do suppose they'd only sparkle and catch light if they're choppy, broken

One of the top 'why am I here' moments i've had in my working life was when my manager at the liquor store was telling me he was sad thinking about the farm dog he had back in punjab that ran away after his uncle injected a serum into it's head to make it angrier

hmm. But the waters were calm, right?

it's true. they made him get rid of it later

william hurt in gorky park

William Hurt in broadcast news

i'm doing this face at you.

he's dining on yellow cake tonight.. got a split atom caught in his gap tooth grin..

you were extremely right to say this. Never let anyone tell you different

Mad magazine trading card showing Alfred E Newman in front of a nuclear power plant cooling tower that's on fire and cracking with a speech bubble above him reading "YES...ME WORRY!"

He finally said it..

I'm not ready for High Life Asia

A Chef at the fanciest restaurant in town brings you a silver platter of your dinner. Yum! He lifts the lid, revealing a massive, glistening Turd that fell right out of his butt. What three verbs, two synonyms, and five adjectives do you use in your response to this illustrious Chef?

When she defends me >>>

I went to school with Megan Whitething

Dude you're oak-brained

"The Spike Jones & His City Slickers fandom is dying!" Oh, you mean that thing that's immortal and literally by definition can't die? That's dying?

I think i should work on getting worse. More insular

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No because the way Fetlebaum had a chokehold on Doodles Weaver..

When the living monument breaks bread with the walking warning

Do you remember the moron

Oh nice. What is it? What is it..? Whats the lesson? Nice, what's the lesson for me?

OK, so you accept that Allen Gregory COULD have eclipsed family guy, simpsons, american dad within two episodes. Good. That's great for my forthcoming tirade