Octorio The Salt King

Octorio witnesses Satanica look at alcohol, hoping it's for other people, and not herself....

Satanica is planning to buy some alcohol for the holiday season. Hopefully its for other people for christmas, and NOT herself, 'cause if its for herself, the planet we call earth is gonna be dealing with some true horrors....

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Gothia and Satanica stand in front of a Viking army from Totally Accurate Battle Simulator...

"Satanica, what the hell is this???? Why hast thou done this??? Why do you do this??? Hungry??? Bored??? Whatever... juuust have fun i guess..." - Gothia

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Octorio and Lilly play the flash game called "Foul Play"

Octorio brought Lilly over to play some browser games from their childhoods, and nostalgia kicks in REAL hard...

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I have committed horrible crimes whilst playing The Crew Motorfest today, but this one was BY FAR the worst one....

Octorio and Twisty stand in front of a window whilst it snows....

Is it a tad early??? Is it too late??? Well idfk, i'm just a dumbass from Canada. I say let yerself go in to christmas season mode when yer good and ready to do so....

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Octorio, Gothia, and Lilly are sitting and smiling whilst Octorio sits confused....

Yes Octorio, ya big dolt. Your two best friends just figured out what cursed christmas gift they're gonna get you this year....

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Photo of a snowey backyard...

Quite a sight to wake up to, eh???

Octorio has Gothia play "The Right Mix"

To be fair tho, Gothia DOES own a bar, and has wide knowledge on cocktails and other drinks....

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Octorio informs his friends that the place they're at isn't rated brilliantly....

Lilly's taking her friends to an Italian place that she thought looked neat, but unfortunately.....

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Even during the championship race, i can't escape the grey dingbat...

#NASCAR #cat

Octorio, Lilly, Gothia, and Golden Girl react to the standings of their NFL teams...

It's a new month, but how did "The Terrible Quadra's" NFL teams do in October??? I think their reactions say it best....

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Octorio, Lilly, and Gothia stand inside a buncha backgrounds, bats, and other spooky assortments...

Happy Halloween BlueSky!!!! Stay safe out there, AND, if yer canadian (like me...), Happy Hopefully World Series title night, provided they actually win it tonight, or at all. Regardless of which one you're taking part in, be kind, and don't be a douche, there be kids out there tonight....

Octorio and Satanica watch the Blood Moon as it hangs in the sky...

The Blood Moon has risen, marking the end of "The Haunting Event", a 30 day invasion of creatures and paranormal entities that were once thought to be works of fiction, or urban legend...

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Octorio is sleeping, while Bloody Mary has spawned behind him....

They said Bloody Mary only shows up on mirrors.... Yeah right. This'll be the last time he'll listen to those urban legends.....

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Satanica stands fearful in the middle of a dark forest...

There are no creatures, only forest. The sky is black, full moon and some clouds. The blood moon will rise on the 30th, Halloween arrives the next day, ending the yearly nightmare for her, and her friends. The month long event will end with spooky fun....

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Octorio, Lilly, and Gothia are being pursued by Slimer, who's very hungry and is just looking for something to eat....

Octorio and friends are out on an evening walk (again), but a very green, very gooey Slimer is on pursuit. I hear he's just looking for something to eat tho, so they're prolly fine...

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Octorio celebrates his team advancing to the World Series, whilst Lilly falls to the ground and asks: "why???"

The battle has concluded, the Blue Jays are going to the world series. The Red Cherry from Canada is happy, The Orange from Seattle is not. Sports really do bring out the worst in us, huh???

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Lilly Krakenhouser and Octorio ready and waiting for the final showdown on Monday night during the MLB Playoff battle between the Seattle Mariners and the Toronto Blue Jays....

A brutal battle taking place between The Orange from Seattle, and The Red Cherry from Canada. Only one will feast in it's conclusion. See y'all tomorrow night...

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Dr. Menard is in a room lit by red flares. The room is dark and creepy, and she hopes she's not in any actual danger....

Dr. Menard has found herself in a not so safe situation. She's not sure where her wife is, and there's not much she can do but hope and prey that her wife's "My Wife Is In Danger" senses kick in....

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Lilly is hiding in a Best Buy whilst Michael Myers is looking for his next sea based, inky victim....

Michael Myers chased Lilly into a Best Buy, and the only thing on she can really do now is get the fuck outta there WITHOUT getting spotted, which is very, VERY difficult...

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A vampire is staring at Golden Girl as she's dipping her feet in the water....

Authorities have been giving warning about vampire sightings throughout the city. Now, weather or not Golden Girl got those warnings is a whole other question....

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Octorio is watching bad horror movies with Gothia sleeping on his lap, whilst Ghostface watches both them, AND the horrors on the TV screen....

Octorio and Gothia are watching bad horror movies, but Gothia feel asleep because these movies were THAT bad....

...Unfortunately, someone else was nearby to witness the horrors, and they ain't happy...

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Two friends walk in a dark forest when they encounter Leatherface....

Walking in a dark forest with your friend sounds like a great idea....

...until it isn't

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Octorio and Satanica are urban exploring during the cures of spooky month, and they come across previous explorers, who went mad and had some things to say, or rather, write....

Urban Exploration during the spooky month of October can lead some people to go mad. Octorio and Satanica agree that they should probably leave soon....

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Gothia is running away from a killer clown in a halloween themed carnival...

Here's a pro tip: If you come across a Halloween themed carnival after business hours, you may find unwanted visitors....

...and you'll be lucky if you make it out in one piece.

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Lilly sits on a bench whilst Pennywise tries to lure her into a trap....

"I have something to show you, little one..."

Hopefully Lilly knows who this clown really is....

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Satanica laughs manically whilst Lilly, Octorio, and Gothia stare. Meanwhile there are jack o lanterns, ghosts, and bats roaming in the background....

Happy Spooky Month BlueSky!!!!!

Lilly Krakenhouser stares into the fog, where she sees Panty and Stocking Anarchy...

If these are the angels that Lilly's been seeing in the fog, then she's in for a rude awakening....

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"The Squad" as they're known by right now (they'll have a better name in the future...), Have their NFL team that they cheer for, some better than others.... But regardless, here's their reaction to how their teams are doing as of right now...

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Satanica joins Octorio on a ghost hunt, but sadly, she keeps getting distracted by making fires, which is not uncommon for her as it turns out....

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