Krister Rollins

personally I would never delve too greedily or too deep

“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

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They climbed higher, and they heard a loud noise. Many large stones were rolling down the mountain. “It’s an avalanche!” cried Toad.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.

James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.

This is a really remarkable piece of writing and in its particulars it describes so, so many people

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

shout out to my grandpa. he's deaf as hell

Pauly Shore sounds like you're confident in a parrot's name

My urinal was designed by the famous architect I.M. Pee

Every blanket's a sham if you got it on the black market

Congratulations on going to bed on time! New skill acquired. You have unlocked: Still Tired

My heart is so full today! My cardiologist is deeply concerned.

It's sad and it's sweet
and I knew it complete
when i wore a younger man's clothes
for i am a wizened old warlock
and the clothes give me powers of the mind

youth pastor: the bible tells us of another man who had "no cap," but he did have a crown of thorns

Daenerys Targaryen doesn't buy her automobiles.
She gets a car leasey.

Fooled around and fell, that's right, in gravy

I got an ironic rimjob in Munchkinland. It was a little tongue-in-cheek

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

The solution was a word I frequently use as a second guess when my first word comes up with nothing.

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IT’S FINALLY FRIDAY WE SEE NANCY, SLUGGO AND TWO OF THIER FRIENDS FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD HAPPILY DANCING IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND DOING A HIGH KICK IN UNISON.

IT’S FINALLY FRIDAY

toilet paper companies are lying to you. a bigger roll does not solve any problems you have with the product.

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@theguardian.com #ICE

I'm reminded of the effort to ban bear trapping which was tied to banning bear baiting. Analysts said afterward bear trapping ban alone probably would have passed. In this analogy, absentee ballots are trash barrels full of stale doughnuts.