shelbs

i’m sorry but if you’ve only been on the team for 2 seasons (one of which hasn’t even started yet!) and you have been suspended for PEDs TWICE?! bye

jurickson profar WHAT are we DOING

Alysa Liu

if i send this to you just know that i am experiencing unbridled joy

glad to know it’s not just us! 🥴 He is a very easy baby in almost every other way so I suppose this is the natural balance lol

is 9 month sleep regression a thing? because… hoo boy

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being in grad school as a mom is crazy because what do you mean i finally got the baby down for the night and now i have to work on a 10-15 page research paper

pulling for seattle today bc y’all deserve it after that MLB post season

happy chili and cornbread day to all who celebrate

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

recently i have been online less frequently for general wellbeing reasons. i logged on this morning and immediately saw the reprehensible truth social post. i am just so angry and so tired.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

my husband is working from home which means he is in the next room but he’s working so i can’t just go in there and talk to him and i’m being soooo brave about it

Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"

Stephen Colbert on the ICE murder of Renee Nicole Good: “The message from this administration is clear. Only they determine the truth. And when their forces come to your city: obey or die. And if you die, you clearly didn’t obey. This should be an alarm bell for the entire country.”

in all fairness he is being an angel. cooing and giggling and giving kisses. i just wish he would do this at… not 2am

do you think saying this to my baby would get him to sleep

just performed surgery (successfully removed a pacifier from a sleeping baby’s mouth without waking him)

soooo real. I subbed in a kindergarten class the other day and legitimately did not have a voice for 3 days after 🥴

my son is my husband’s carbon copy EXCEPT he has my eyes and that brings my heart so much joy. a little blend of us

i avoid listening to him for the most part so today is the first time i’ve seen him speak in months. good grief… he sounds horrible

like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”

so well written and so relevant!!! I think about this all the time.

A baby lays on the ground playing with a toy drum set.

A baby is shown (only the back of his head visible) aggressively kissing his mom’s face. I am mom. I said kissing bc it’s cuter but he is eating me. I think he is teething on my face.

My family of 3 standing out in the snow. I am kissing my baby’s cheek and he is facing away from the camera. My husband is smiling handsomely for the camera.

2025 was tough in many ways, but it brought us our favorite little guy. I am entering 2026 with hope for his future.

Shohei Ohtani fighting back tears as Japan’s national anthem plays in the Tokyo Dome while a dancing Pikachu looks on.

I will say, and this is a + in the 1995 version’s pro column, this Mr. Collins is insufferable and off-putting in a truly visceral way. I do not pity this man and feel like I need to take a shower every time he stands 2 inches away from someone while speaking

and of course there’s The Hand Flex™️

for example, in the BBC version, when Darcy described his ideal woman as being well read, I was disappointed that Lizzie didn’t slam her book shut. when Mr. Collins proposed, I was sad that Lydia and Kitty didn’t burst through the door laughing. these are the details that make a masterpiece, folks!

of course the onus is not all on Firth. I am just a big fan of the 2005 movie’s sensibilities (for lack of a better word)

no offense to Colin Firth but he is too much of a cutie patootie to play a convincing Mr. Darcy