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Targeting more than half the population of the US for a political reason is treason. No elected official or a member of his staff has the right to punish the American people for who they vote for. Withholding money for states that voted for Harris is tyranny and must be stopped now.

to be fair this is also the same face fried would be making if he were up by 9

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

cooking is best experienced through creativity! do whatever you want! you do not need JM at mccormick dot com’s permission!

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making buffalo chicken dip today using this recipe and the comments are sending me. it lists blue cheese as an optional garnish and so many people are like “i don’t like blue cheese can i omit it??? can i use a different cheese???” no actually the blue cheese garnish is load bearing

cannot overstate how easy they were to make. years of gluten free baking has conditioned me to expect failure and they turned out SO WELL

i have been gluten free for five and a half years. today, for the first time, it dawned on me that arepas are gluten free and that corn masa is very budget friendly. reader, we feasted this evening.

he recognizes it IMMEDIATELY now, too. the actual song starts around 13 seconds, but as soon as he hears the ocean sounds and the beluga calls, he is instantly calm.

it’s quite amusing to watch him go from squirming and fussing to absolute zen and calm and in rem cycle within 30 seconds

the baby has started doing this thing where he absolutely will not fall asleep unless he is listening to baby beluga. singing it to him does not work. he demands raffi.

YES good call! I thought of another one: movies directed by Nancy Meyers

ooh this is a good idea! I’ll make a list. right off the top of my head: taylor swift, pumpkin spice lattes, pinterest, white wine, wearing bike shorts with crewnecks, and those skincare headbands that look like bubbles lol

i catch one (1) whiff of an autumn breeze and suddenly i’m asking myself if it’s time to watch all three extended edition lord of the rings movies

he is so stressed, y’all

I hope it's clear to everyone now that Trump really is going for it - he's trying to become a dictator. I don't know if he'll succeed, but he's working to install himself as an autocrat unaccountable to voters. And he's weaponizing the military against Americans who oppose him as part of that effort

and while we’re at it i also like pumpkin spice lattes

this is about taylor swift btw

i am approximately the millionth person to make this observation but it’s worth repeating: after having been raised by very staunch “popular things are cringe and embarrassing” type people, i can confirm that enjoying things regardless of their popularity or basic-ness is infinitely more fun

pro-tip if you are very sleepy and trying to stay awake with the baby perhaps do not make yourself an indulgent carby cheesy protein packed breakfast. just hypothetically speaking

my alarm: set for 5am
the baby at 4:30am: wide awake and unhappy about it

on the plus side i have stopped using tiktok, facebook, and instagram and am now exclusively using youtube shorts

idk what this says about the state of my mental health but i cannot stop watching lunch packing/bento box content. why is it so soothing

of course if the reds pull this off that will be a bright spot

i am very sad about baseball season coming to a close and the braves missing the playoffs for the first time in several years but at least we have football! …what’s that? burrow’s out for how long?

one of the best things i have ever done for myself, organization wise, is put all of our regular rotation recipes into a giant binder and also a google doc

A friendly reminder, that even if a city has high crime rates, it’s inappropriate and unconstitutional to deploy troops there as a way to enforce law.

RIP to my spotify wrapped which will forevermore be defined by Raffi

girl who got into football because she likes cooking “football foods”

RFK Jr. and Friends keep repeating that “we need to listen to the mothers” on the topic of vaccines and autism.

But they don’t want to listen to mothers who advocate for gun control or want vaccines to remain accessible to all.

omg this freaking guy couldn’t even keep to the theme! everyone else is wearing all white and he’s wearing a tan jacket! the vibes are just absolutely rancid