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⁣Guy Gladwell⁣ Lace tablecloth⁣ 1987⁣⁣ “All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.”⁣-Blaise Pascal⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣ #paintings #painting #art #fineart #arthistorynerd #arthistory #historyofart #kunst #arte #konst #guygladwell #lacetablecloth #modernart ⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣

You Can’t Post Your Way Out of Fascism Authoritarians and tech CEOs now share the same goal: to keep us locked in an eternal doomscroll instead of organizing against them, Janus Rose writes.

The Gen X comedians and musicians are slowly making their way here. Thank jeebus. The political screaming is getting a bit much even for a person who wants to be informed. When all you’re doing is screaming to people who have the EXACT SAME OPINION AS YOU, what’s the point? Also this ⬇️

Got my Medicaid packet in the mail and I’m looking at it the way Marty stared at that Polaroid in Back to the Future.

Nip then in the bud. Don't allow them in any spaces: furry, pup, BDSM, kink, bear, queer, anything. Kick them the fuck out and break their jaws on the way out. Let them explain it to the cops and hospitals when they get there

48 years ago today
Marquee Moon is the debut album by the American punk rock band Television, released on this day in 1977.

#punk #punks #punkrock #marqueemoon #television #history #punkrockhistory #otd

all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art

One of my favorites every time I visit the Art Institute.

Dude I talk about this shit all the time “How did the unfunniest dude on News Radio become one of the most powerful voices in America?” Also Phil was just incredible. I loved hearing about how he was still working as a graphic designer when he started on SNL.

Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed

Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed
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The perverse smile on Netanyahu when Trump called Gaza “a demolition site” rivaled that of the Cenobites I watched in Hellraiser last night.

I love how Trump has no idea the size of Canada/how it’s structured. CA wouldn’t be our 51st state, because there are ten provinces and three territories. As for land square miles, Canada falls just under the United States with USA at 3,531,905 sq miles and CA at 3,511,023 sq miles.

I’m so tired of watching Chuck Schumer do the bare fuck minimum. You need to step down.

What’s up with ALDI? Quality is going down, their coffee selection is near non existent, and their employees do not look content. This is a company that was once dubbed one of the best places to work in America.

I feel like there is no loveloss between those families even before politics.

YouTube video by RichardThompsonVEVO Richard Thompson - I Feel So Good

A sick song with an even sicker video.

I’d say “If I die from Bobby Kennedy ripping away my anti-virals, dump me on his from lawn,” but I’d be afraid he’d eat me or feed me to his falcons 🙃

Édouard Manet, The Cats' Rendezvous, 1868 #artinstituteofchicago #Édouardmanet

I am so glad to say I’ve never seen a spectacle like this at the Art Institute in Chicago. Send those morons to the selfie museums.

As Veep calls it: The Goebbels Playbook

Holy shit, why even exhibit this piece if you’re going to totally wipe away that it’s about the artist’s boyfriend slowly dying of aids?? What’s the POINT if you take that away?

I love Stephen Still and Graham Nash refuse to play the FireAid benefit together (they could honestly be streaming from different locations, but I prefer to choose drama).

Does Mel Gibson know when an adult male calls another adult male “Daddy,” it usually means they’re in sexual servitude to them?

They don’t like the vacuum.

Cover image for The Pee-Wee Herman Show: Live from the Roxy Theare

Continuing my Pee-Wee kick with the original. I might have to partake in Nice Dreams after this.
#Pee-Wee_Herman

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Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness

Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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simpsons did it