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Public sphericist. Ability to rage correctly. He/him

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Toyah
Vice Squad
Poison Girls
Whitetop Mountain Band
Julie Fowlis

02.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got a 5-star hygiene rating for a home-baking business in an open-plan kitchen with two cats in attendance when the inspector visited. If a restaurant charging Β£500 a head can't demonstrate they are managing hygiene risks they deserve to be shut down.

15.01.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That Jimi Hendrix introduced feral parakeets to the UK by releasing a breeding pair in Camden has been debunked as an urban myth, but maybe he released them instead in Islington?

14.01.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is why people got fed up with Ordinary Language Philosophy.

12.01.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only reason Putin hasn't countered with a threat to annex Finland is that Finland doesn't exist. #conspiracytheory

07.01.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or just get a cat that can hypnotise you into thinking it has no psychic powers.

04.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you save and re-use the cinnamon stick? It has always seemed to me such a large condiment to only get used in one dish(/toddy).

04.01.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Although one of the reasons Queen Anne pushed for the Acts of Union in 1707 was that she could see Scotland's potential for renewables that would keep English kettles boiling during periods of peak energy demand #truefact

04.01.2026 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never had a subscription but I think I'm at the point where the free version now has almost no functionality left, while the paid version would just duplicate what I get for free from the Garmin app.

03.01.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If we can convict Grok for this offence then it will at least be disqualified from jury service.

03.01.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All those solstitially-aligned stone circles were actually built to demonstrate scientifically that the year was beginning again, to skeptical milk farmers who had "had enough of experts".

02.01.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Adding to my tea a sweet viscous liquid produced by bees just to miel something.

01.01.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was mainly thinking of Google's AI search overview, also those inane Meta AI queries that appear below Facebook posts.

01.01.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the direction in which the bottom of the wheel will turn when they set off.

30.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He didn't throw you any sardines?

30.12.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hitler was a vegetarian not because he was a good person motivated by ethical reasons but because it was prescribed by doctors for his poor health. He did disingenuously use the vegetarianism to portray himself as a virtuous person though.

30.12.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The French have no word for sous-entendre.

29.12.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ruin two bands by combining them:

Skids From Fame
Snow Patrolling Stones

29.12.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ruin two bands by combining them:

PortismotΓΆrhead
Wishbone Clash

29.12.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ruin two bands by combining them:

Gang of Four Tops
Iggy Pop Will Eat Itself

29.12.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ruin two bands by combining them:

Eddie and the Hot Rod Stewart

29.12.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ruin two bands by combining them:

Bryan Adam and the Ants

29.12.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Book I got was utterly useless for my latest project to reduce the local population of mockingbirds.

29.12.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems to be force-feeding of both inputs and outputs.

29.12.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The prison sentences for this crime are among the langoustine US law.

29.12.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Whichever it is, I think they'll be snapped up.

29.12.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think prior to the 1988 national curriculum the vast majority of secondary schools did 3 years of French, adding
German in the 3rd year, before kids chose which to continue with for O level or CSE for the last 2 years. Perhaps not compulsory, but still very hard not to continue with one of them.

28.12.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm this is good for everyone - as an occasional parkrunner, there is no greater motivation than Don't Come Second To The Pram-Pusher.

28.12.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things could perhaps have been different if the requirement had been to study Kernewek or GΓ idhlig or some other indigenous language :)

28.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree that was a mistake, but was only introduced in the early 2000s - so the demographic most likely to have voted Leave, and to currently support ReformUK, would have had to study French or German at secondary school.

28.12.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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