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Captain DeSoto

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Commanding officer of the Federation starship USS Hood, posting exclusively about whichever episode of Star Trek I happen to be watching.

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Unfortunately the Washington Dodgers Cubs won the third one

19.12.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always been a San Nerk fan

17.12.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously? Betazed has fallen to the Dominion and the Breen have attacked Tellar and you’re thinking about a new Sage Francis album?

25.09.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unless your ship was in the Battle of Wolf 359 😰

24.09.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

nope

it’s still the Borg

13.08.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looks rad. I love a badass scar. Make up a different outlandish story every time someone asks about it.

β€œMountain lion got me. Cost doin’ business when you live in the mountains.”

04.07.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just a boy.

06.05.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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From the far more reputable Luchablog

06.05.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoot him a Wes Hot American Summer t-shirt

05.04.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m from a post-scarcity society with no money, so I had to sell my foosball table to get my hands on some latinum so I could contribute, but I got it done.

28.03.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor . ALT: a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
18.03.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Of course you posted the version before I corrected that typo. Always trying to embarrass me.

26.02.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s a thing. It could kill everyone. We gotta stop it. There’s this guy San from the mirror universe. He died though. But he’s not dead. He’s got the thing. But we killed him. They blew up the thing.

Hey here’s Jamie Lee Curtis.

08.02.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh good. They killed the annoying cyborg.

08.02.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This planet they’re on somehow has whole forests despite random fiery explosions going off every couple seconds. Really speaks to the resilience of the mighty tree.

08.02.2025 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this certainly is a visually stunning piece of trash.

08.02.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Having a Deltan on the team was an interesting idea. So they killed her off.

08.02.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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An Irish Vulcan. Every planet has an Ireland.

08.02.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Cheronian!

08.02.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our protagonist seems to have killed her entire family for power. Off to a great start.

08.02.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alright. Let’s see what all the hubbub was about. Time to watch #Section31

08.02.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we join the Mexican conference?

24.12.2024 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine
S1E7: Dax

We get a courtroom episode, because Star Trek, where Judge Rishon Uxbridge has to decided if Jadzia can be extradited to go on trial for a murder Curzon may have committed. Turns out he didn’t murder anybody but he did bang his buddy’s wife. So that’s awkward.

23.12.2024 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The station has been having power fluctuations and now it’s being sucked into the wormhole. They figure out that one of the objects Vash was auctioning was the culprit. They beam it off the station and it turns into a big stingray thing and flies into the wormhole. This episode is terrible.

09.12.2024 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sisko handles Q the way everyone should’ve always handled Q: he punches him in the face

09.12.2024 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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She’s brought a bunch of items back from the Gamma quadrant. She gives Quark an earjob to get him to set up an auction to sell them.

Riveting stuff so far.

09.12.2024 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Q is also here. Vash is well and truly sick of his horseshit.

09.12.2024 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#StarTrek #DeepSpaceNine
S1E6: Q-Less

Speaking of random TNG characters swinging by DS9 for no good reason, here’s Vash!

09.12.2024 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the not to distance future
Next Sunday, AD
There was a guy named Tosk
Not too different from you or me

08.12.2024 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh shit! Cylons!

08.12.2024 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0