Ephemeral Rift

My book now has 27,950 words, lol! Though it’s not one continuous work.

In comparison: The Old Man and the Sea, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, are all about 26-30k!

Maybe I do have a novella in me after all…. 🤔

we’ll find out for sure once this thing is done

If only I could turn this into an anime!

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It’s that time of the year again! Mass destruction of turkeys so we can enjoy some stupid holiday where we get together as a family ONCE A YEAR to pretend everything is great, while many family members hate being there but show up because they have to😂

Society is fucking weird.

Just wanted to share a sentence that will NOT be in my book:

“Her massive scrotum dragged behind her, crumbling the hot asphalt beneath its leathery skin as she whipped her 13 foot katana-tipped penis back & forth in the air, decapitating the zealots, and pushing ever forward.”

🤡🤝🤡

left: old mentally ill ape cosplaying as the representative of an imaginary god

right: Conan O’Brien, coward & bootlicker (somehow managed to win the Mark Twain award for humor 🤣)

Both spitting in the faces of religious victims!

I keep fuckong forgetting I have this account. Lol

Jim Curtis: Religious indoctrination is child abuse By Jim Curtis I realize how repugnant this will be to many people, but facts are facts — imposing religion on children is child abuse. Children have been terrorized with the threat of living an…

Goddam right religion is child abuse.

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Excluding kids and corpses! Iggy’s above that, unlike democrats and republicans.

Iggy's final form!

Also, I coined another word (that makes 3 now, including Splentastic and Pheldritchnomenal): Panexistisexual, meaning: a being capable of having sex with anything in existence, fact or fiction, concrete or abstract.

Premiering today (November 7) at 2PM EST will be the return of a certain I individual whose lore will expand in the most absurd way yet! 😈 😏

no, I’m at WAR with the universe! 😂 😂 😂

I gotta turn that into a poem

I’m in a battle with the universe over who can make the better art.

YouTube video by Ephemeral Rift Def not on my “Things the Universe’ll Surprise You With for the 1st Time at 54 Years Old” bingo card

I swear sometimes the universe is like “oh yea Paul? Well I can make cool art too. look!”

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I hate to admit it, since I hate everyone and everything, but Park Eun-bin’s performance is one of the best and more enjoyable ones.

Dog owner as their unleashed dog comes towards me: “don’t worry he’s ok!”

Me: “oh believe me I’m not worried one bit just as long as you’re not either should I end up killing your dog in self defense”

YouTube video by Ephemeral Rift Day 13 - "No Worries"

It’s been 2 weeks! Soon to be 3! Probably 4! Hopefully not much more than 8! 🤣 🤣 🤣

youtu.be/oHLpLPPNXCY

I think my channel was just something to pass the time for 14 years until I got back into writing.

Talk about the long game 😂

Trees are just broccoli for giants.

Googled the barbershop I went to as a kid, found this.

Can you imagine doing this today!? The 70’s/80’s were WILD!

I even knew 2 kids like this: one’s dad had playboy under the living room coffee table & another’s parents had XXX VHS tapes under tv stand in the living room! 😂

Wish they made an adult versions of these! I would ride it everywhere, to the supermarket, etc. Forget cars and bikes! And yes I owned one as a kid. Can still vaguely hear the sound of the plastic wheels as I rode down the sidewalk and alley.

Ask the Native Americans first! The United States was raping, displacing, indoctrinating, exploiting, and genociding 166 years before Hitler! But yea let’s just gloss over that.

(from the No Kings protest)

Oh, the irony!

All the struggles we go through, the monuments we build, the wars, the awards…

Only to end up being absolutely annihilated by the very thing that grants us life in the first place.

Too bad it couldn’t happen sooner! 😭

Parks Built on Landfills are More Popular Than You Think Freshkills Park is the largest landfill-to-park project in the world, but it isn’t the first or the last of its kind. Over the past few decades, cities all over the world have converted closed…

There are parks built on top of landfills.

What happens when we run out of space to bury our trash?

We’ve taken the earth’s elements, turned them into products, bought them, then discarded & buried them, all for our enjoyment.

[Flood it again meme]

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I accomplished more at home working on my first book than the No Kings protesters who accomplished absolutely nothing by yelling “we like being crushed under the boot of government, capitalism, and religion when it’s by a NICE white guy!”

People: the No Kings protesters left no trash!

Same people: still consuming and dumping their trash into the earth (landfills)

I’m on an island surrounded by a sea of morons on the left, the right, and the center.

🤦‍♂️

Until the day I wake up and see the White House in a heap of smoking ash, and the buildings on Wall Street collapsed, and people raising & growing their own food, then no amount of protesting will ever impress me.

It’s late Sunday morning, October 19, 2025, and I’m still working on my first self-published book. Hopefully it’ll be out in a month’s or so. See my channel for all the bloody details!

YouTube video by Ephemeral Rift writing the preface for my first book

Soon! Hopefully in a month or so!

youtu.be/8NPHKl24klY

I regret learning about anarchism, and then reaching the peak: anarcho-primitivism 😭