The Pick of the Shitter's Avatar

The Pick of the Shitter

@thejayofspade.bsky.social

59 Followers  |  90 Following  |  360 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023  |  1.6387

Latest posts by thejayofspade.bsky.social on Bluesky

NPC gives me an unskippable tutorial and then turns around the iPad for a tip

14.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being the first caveman to shake your leg, they'd probably kill you with rocks

13.11.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail
13.11.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting head from my situationship,

call that "friendslop"

12.11.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blast Cats: Game Play Trailer
YouTube video by Blast Cats Development Blast Cats: Game Play Trailer

Finally an Original Xbox-Core game youtu.be/AssE0EWUwI0

12.11.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Sony State of Play is just to announce that Ghost of Yotei came out a few weeks ago

11.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that I think about it, I've seen Snoopy and Joe Cool in the same room...

11.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast. A subtitle reads "Sonic Adventure manages to include not one... not two... but countless of those elusive 'gaming moments.'"

A screenshot of Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast. A subtitle reads "Sonic Adventure manages to include not one... not two... but countless of those elusive 'gaming moments.'"

gaming magazines used to be so true........

09.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4053    πŸ” 1565    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Knuckle Joe is one of the most buetiful words in the glish langruage

09.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

to save time time loic will have paper bag over his head so you don't have to make his increasingly pained smiles

09.11.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the man in the moon, he didn't know you

09.11.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We're always talking about Arc Raider but never "Our Savor"

09.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*fumbles a baddie*

Me: "I'll see myself out"

*does the worst version of the 'going down the stairs behind the couch' gag ever witnessed*

07.11.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*photoshops abs onto a picture of myself, then photoshops a shirt onto it*

07.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

referring to sloppy as "BlowjobSlop"

07.11.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mad I didn't buy Tokyo Extreme Racer when it was 30 dollars, I'll never have 50 dollars

06.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A crossover fighting game where all the characters are constantly screaming "Who are you??" and "WHERE AM I?!"

06.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

4'33" [NIGHTCORE REMIX]

05.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget him being in the PS2 game

02.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This but I think everyone tastes the soap and they're just pretending to like it

31.10.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't get this joke, but I'm liking so you feel supported

31.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Careful Mark might steal your look next!

31.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Pizza Tower Halloween

31.10.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Last night I went to a bar with Yoda and he kept complaining about the co-worker he had a crush on is getting married, he started screaming "Blocked my cock was!"

30.10.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*pounds fists on the table* Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

30.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If someone said they like popsicle more than icecream cone I would start screaming

28.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got stung by a bee, animal crossing ass problem

28.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before Tom and Jerry cats and mice got along, it just goes to show cartoons can be a bad influence

28.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How I want to laugh and scream
Sandler it's Hubie Halloween

28.10.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

optometrist: "Now which of these pics go hard? A... or B...

A again...

B..."

27.10.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@thejayofspade is following 20 prominent accounts