Winnston Overwatch

designed specifically to give out concussions big sis and “bweh :)” little sis

bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold

fun fact: i am not only bad at posting but also many other things, like shuffleboard

massive faux pas taking multiple women on the same date im glad he was found guilty

rushed edit of an old Mike Primavera tweet reading "My neighbor told me the mountain keep eating his girlfriends so i asked how many girls friend he has and he said he just goes to the apps and gets a new gf afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding gilrfriends to the mountain and then his daughter started crying.

it's okay if she's a bit of a handful because her ass is too so it cancels out

genuinely 😭😭 a girl like that shouldnt feel like she has to sand away those parts of herself—those needs—to be wanted. god forbid girls want to be as loved as they love

very real chance i just dont have estrogen for a little while. this is kinda bleak ngl

the goal is to spend all day chilling on the couch watching movies and video essays while casually having a cock in my mouth

its the fuckin worst and its not like flights are getting cheaper!!!! like come on u cant make ur flights pricier and more shit u need to pick one

where is my health insurance? school where is my health insurance??????

oh my gosh your hair is so gorgeous

i felt alone before and i remain that way

changed my weather app to celsius and every time i look at it i say out loud "it is way hotter than 27 degrees thats ridiculous"

omg i just ate and this is making me hungry that looks so good!!!!!

when the

anxiety! in a foreign country

[no clue what polymarket is] so how do u sell a throuple

the anime "filler episode" was a real and very specific thing that largely died in the 2000s. the way the phrase "filler episode" was interpreted by anime fans-- "anything that does not move plot forward"-- became a contagious disease that did immense damage to serialized storytelling as a whole

nice thing about living on the other side of the world is i get lots of birthday wishes for like a full day after my birthdat c:

the callbacks in kaguya sama are insane lmaooooo

Robert Pattinson in a red pinstripe suit wearing brown boots sitting on a hardwood floor next to a box of kellogs and a bottle of hp sauce. he is looking off to the side in half profile, a look of world-weariness on his face

bisexual for women and also this exact kind of man

and then i was like collar? i hardly know er!

kaguya looking a little silly with a flower growing out of her head. she is thinking "i can't get what she said out of my mind. me? dumb?"

kaguya having a moment of crisis thinking "there are zero options! i'll be a perv no matter what i do!"

kaguya looking shocked and appalled, thinking "he wears boxer briefs! (he's a man whore!)"

kashiwagi looking scary as hell holding a report from a private investigator. she is saying "so i hired a private investigator... because i trusted my boyfriend."

love is war has some excellent faces and i am so tempted to swap my pfp to dumb kaguya aaaaaaa

The constant condescension about ai is another aspect of it that makes me hate it more. The assumption is you can only be against it because you don't understand it like I do. No man. I don't like voluntarily making every human enterprise dependent on a tech run by a tiny group of financial maniacs

my current plan is download grindr and hit some bars this weekend

now to play the "how do i find community here" game

good night!!!