Nicky Maine

‘Appeared’ drunk, I think

Ahh. Nice. Don’t get out that way, I’m afraid. Good luck with it. You clearly know your stuff after all that effort.

Your audience would like to know where?

Blimey.

Universal credit does much the same but I did make corned beef hash earlier. Yum

Stunned silence from bluesky

Yes. I’ve recommended to many who have appreciated it.

I loved that

Whippet

I did that for a while. In my home. I now take only mature dogs after a whip it puppy ate my Kindle.

Don’t like the milk man?

Never

Butter seasoning. Yum, I think. You could get some of that for your rolls and some plastic cheese

That should be very popular

Oooh. Early morning bread deliveries and tie ups with the milkman?

Tell us, then?

You don’t quite look like you. Not that I really know what you look like, but you do look like someone from one of those adverts for no fuss cremations that I seem to be getting a lot of of.

There’s only one lab we want to see.

Thank you. My last effort, in a slow cooker, took about 10 hours!

How long? And how?

Not the same as missing your kids, though

Here too I’m afraid. Big mess financially. Rug from beneath me and all that since being widowed. Currently cheered by having an orange octopus shoved in my face by a little dog who’s boarding with me and really wants to play. Ideally in the garden in the dark, but that’s not happening.

Ugh. So sorry. Hate to lack words of comfort, but even if I could think of any, I’m just not qualified to offer them. Wise words above though I see.

Ooooh.

Is this a frequent problem for you?

I went to school in Wales for a while. Two years compulsory Welsh at the beginning. Can still count to ten and sing calon lan

Sainsbury’s doesn’t open till 11. Jesus …

Both lovely

Beautiful

Germany, even