My hometown jump scare. Sidney crops up when you least expect it.
28.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My hometown jump scare. Sidney crops up when you least expect it.
28.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you know what other teams placed a claim?
27.02.2026 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Black and white photo of me wearing only a thong
You asked for it
26.02.2026 07:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DING WITCH THE DONG IS DEAD
24.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A picture that appears to show Alladoh grabbing his crotch right in front of the ref.
I wonder if this is the “obscene gesture” in question.
24.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is the same Mayor who hit a guy with his car during a police chase.
20.02.2026 06:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i heard that jizzing on tramp stamps is making a comeback
20.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 204 🔁 40 💬 20 📌 3High on the Crew for a new coach, oft-injured DP, and another DP riding the bench.
19.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0But a max TAM deal for a dude who might not crack your starting lineup is not good.
18.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If it’s on the cheap, absolutely! But I’d be surprised if he’s an “on the cheap” type player
18.02.2026 19:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He can’t stay healthy. I do not see him being a significant upgrade, even when healthy, over the current midfielders. So to command the money he is likely to command for an oft-injured player who will likely be average seems bad. Only one season in his last four where he played over 508 minutes.
18.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0On looks, yes. He can walk that pregame carpet with Camacho. But I do not need to see him on the field.
18.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 08 minutes played this season and 1,890 played the three seasons prior ain’t promising
18.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Andres Gomes, a gorgeous Portuguese soccer player. Or maybe that dude who designed the hunger games in the first movie. Hard to say. Either way, would.
That’s a yes from me.
18.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“The state of Ohio” is always listed as the plaintiff in criminal cases. The state is the one bringing the case.
17.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Static shock!
14.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sure he had a crappy WAR but he set a career high in BAC
13.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hinge screenshot that says “one thing you should know about me, I’m currently dealing with some legal troubles, I’d gladly talk with you about it! But I’m on house arrest while I deal with it.”
Well at least deciding the first date location is easy.
12.02.2026 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chris Sarandon, voice of Jack Skellington, hero of Hot Topic
12.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The headline/photo disparity is sending me
11.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a neon sign reading Squat, Squirt, Slurp It's Juice hour!
when he shows even the slightest modicum of interest in me
10.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 1281 🔁 205 💬 8 📌 10This graphic is so cool
09.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lmao this is the guy Ohio State wrongfully expelled. He sued and won. Just getting W after W.
08.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
YourFavoriteGuy & @guychristen... • 15h Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island
08.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 2393 🔁 463 💬 15 📌 22Waifu WaPo
07.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Trevor Bauer chatbot said racist things….wait sorry that’s just actually Trevor Bauer
06.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Update- all charges against my sibling have been dismissed!
05.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me in a knitted black crop top
Knit top. Crop top. Or whatever it is Migos said.
02.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0