Ben Ferree

What's even crazier about this game is that FC Cincy's one shot logged by the scorekeepers requires a very generous definition of a "shot".

#Crew96

Still won’t be the top Google result for “Will Smith Hit”

Screenshot of a text message exchange reading: Benches clear in game 7 of the World Series, fuck yes Arguing over who gets the first pass at Erika Kirk LMAO

I love my friends.

A vampire, draw by a child, mostly red and black, with an orange bendy straw for a mouth. Count Strawcula, if you will.

As a parent, it can be hard to know sometimes if you’re doing a good job.

And then your five year old daughter gives you a vampire she made, complete with a glued-on straw mouth “so it’s easier for them to drink blood.”

Yeah. I’m killing it. This is so metal.

"What are you going to be for Halloween?"

*me, a former gifted student, lighting a cigarette*: I was going to be a lot of things...

This was proven correct.

Let's all keep pretending the forces behind this are just 'concerned parents with reasonable questions' rather than deranged bigots

Counterpoint- Schulte got bailed out on a couple plays by Cincy’s bad finishing. The spilled shot that was then hit right back to him comes to mind.

there has never been a presidency that has spent more time on LGBTQ issues as this Trump administration. they are wholly obsessed with queer people. the time/effort on LGBTQ issues is coming 97% from the right.

i'm so fucking tired of the gaslighting on this. why does everyone have this backwards?

Me laying on a half-couch thing looking artsy af

Got a photoshoot done and love the results

Prepare for trouble

Mind jumps immediately to gambling

Black crop top sweater, midriff, sunshine

Sunshine and midriffs make the world go round

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

You ever cried publicly in a White Castle while pounding down six sliders and a medium fry? Felt cathartic and distinctly American.

“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”

Overheard at the Italian festival- “it’s like a real hot pocket”

A columbus bluejackets pride jersey that says hockey is for everyone

Happy opening night, and a reminder that Hockey is For everyone

Alex Kelly @AlexJKelly "None of the founders would've supported trans" First of all Benjamin Franklin would've been a chaser so jot that down.

RIP Benjamin Franklin you would have loved girldick

The National gourd arriving in Illinois

Spellcheck is critical. One wrong keystroke and you accidentally federalize the National Gourd.

Who in the FUCK would sell photos of their *five year old and under* children to a company to train AI?!

This is how propaganda works. They slapped an image on this from Los Angeles in 1992 during Rodney King riots.

One last time

The 90s is the greatest decade in cinema, exhibit 1,043

A Snapchat new friend suggestion notification for an account named “Hetero- Curioso”

I don’t recall this episode of Dora

“We cannot control who sees what.” Army chief, also Gandalf

Incredible that the flaw with Palantir is the exact flaw with using a Palantir in LOTR.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!