Khulekani Magubane

It's been brought to my attention that a scammy Tinder account based in Durban is using pictures of me on their page.
I do NOT have a Tinder account. If you're on Tinder and interacting with a page using pictures of me, you are not interacting with me.
Ignore and report.

If Trump's second term doesn't BEGIN with Kevin Sorbo, Scott Baio, Kid Rock, Kanye West, Dr. Phil, Jon Voight, Hulk Hogan and Roseanne squaring off in a live televised Battle Royal to determine the order in which they will be appointed to the Supreme Court...

Then we'll know he's lost a step.

"1 2 3, Block Myself, mokoko khale ke iphitla..." 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

Morning 🇵🇸

...and the microplastics in our bloodstreams... 🥲

They live on in our gas tanks, as our chicken nuggets, and as our grocery bags. ❤️‍🩹

It was a sad day for the dinosaurs when God realised they couldn't give tithes and offerings to the church.

name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you

This nigga the best. I know the timeline is going to be a shambles tomorrow morning... 🤦🏿‍♂️

It's been an epic jacaranda season in Jo'burg.

Photo by Clare Appleyard via Johannesburg In Your Pocket.

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Finding out that the American education system is going to be managed by the wife of the man who invented Rasslin' is a trip!
I keep imagining US kids singing wrestling-themed nursery rhymes at school, like: "Look in my eyyyes, what do you see...? The first symptoms of CTE..."

Where are my fellow South Africans at? 🇿🇦
Let's follow each other.
#BlueSky #Positivethings #NoDNAJustRSA

Better not brick!

Long as the noodles cook... 🍜

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Why does it feel like I've been through a full year, but the full year does not know that it's had a full year yet, so it just keeps going? 🥲

it is hard for the people of Gaza to survive every day with no food, worn out tents, and ongoing violence

reporting their accounts makes that even harder so maybe let's not

please donate if you can

This is the start of the 3rd thread in my #EconSky Starter Pack thread. Once again putting a break point to make it a little bit easier to scroll. The end of the 2nd thread is linked.

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Breaded chunks of chicken with rice in an orange sauce

Katsu chicken curry

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Humanity perfects AI.
AI enslaves humanity.
Centuries pass.
Solar flare permanently scrambles AI.
Humanity becomes sun worshippers.
🤣🤣🤣

Thanks, Jess! It was a crazy blast. 🤩

Not loving that I'm seeing a sharp increase in super bad-faith readings of people's posts. I know it's fun to be Very Correct, but find a different way to get a boner, please.

"If your friend sucks, and you don't tell your friend that they suck, when your friend turns around and uses themselves to terrorise other people, because you told them that they were great, it's you who I will come back to blame!" - Nimay Ndolo.

Turkey-Earthquake: Emergency Situation Report (15.09.2023) - Türkiye Countries: Syrian Arab Republic, Türkiye Source: Support to Life Please refer to the attached file. On 6 February 2023, two earthquakes with magnitude 7.8 and 7.5 heavily affected the Southeastern provinces of Adıyaman, Hatay, Kahramanmaraş, Kilis, Osmaniye, Gaziantep, Malatya, Şanlıurfa, Diyarbakır, Elazığ and Adana in Southern and Southeastern Turkiye, where almost 14 million people reside including around 2 million Syrian refugees1. According to the latest statement from the Ministry of Interior, the number of people who lost their lives is 50,783. Of this figure, 7,302 were refugees. Up to 107,000 were injured. A total of 9.1 million people are affected by the earthquake disaster, with 3 million people being displaced. STL published its latest emergency situation report on 16 August 2023. Seven months into the earthquake, STL continues its emergency response, focusing its efforts in Hatay, Adıyaman, Kahramanmaraş and Malatya, which are the provinces most severely affected by the earthquake. In addition to the 4 most heavily disasteraffected provinces, STL carries out emergency response activities in the 8 provinces of Diyarbakır, Şanlıurfa, Batman, Mardin, Adana, Mersin, Izmir and Istanbul, mostly with internally displaced populations and refugees. STL carries out its activities in the sectors of shelter & non-food items (NFI), food security and livelihoods (FSL), water supply, sanitation and hygiene (WASH), temporary settlement support (TSS), emergency education, mental health and psychosocial support (MHPSS), and emergency protection. As of 15 September, STL has reached a total of 613,882 affected people with humanitarian assistance since 6 February. STL provides micro-grants for survivor and community-led response initiatives in Hatay, Kahramanmaraş, Adıyaman and Malatya to help affected communities address their response and recovery needs. STL continues to host the Local Humanitarian Forum (LHF), facilitating the coordination of local and national NGOs active in the earthquake response.

Türkiye: Turkey-Earthquake: Emergency Situation Report (15.09.2023)

I wasn't aware the NFL was so popular in SA.

At this point, if it could just pick a mood and stand on it, that would be fantastic. 😭

Weather-wise, Cape Town today has been Sean Paul's Temperature music video in real life.

Mind Control feat. Explicit - True Enemy (prod. Wyze)

Mind Control feat. Explicit - True Enemy (prod. Wyze) www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8G7...

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