Austin

i’m hiding in the bushes outside a restaurant watching a first date and telling the waiter exactly what to say

dentist said i can eat candy and stuff because he no longer cares about me or my teeth

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best case scenario: you only have a few run ins. but that seems unlikely

it would be so scary if your house was haunted by 1000000 ghosts

the guys in coldplay should be animated like the gorillaz. they’ve earned it

just saw raiders of the lost ark. harrison ford looks great for 90!

i hope bluesky doesn’t do anything weird. this app is my primary source of news

i always feel so listless in the days between canada day and the fourth of july

you can get around the 600 post rate limit by looking over people’s shoulders while they scroll twitter on the bus

i wish you could exchange blue sky invite codes for millions of dollars. that’d be nice

a good idea for finding the missing submarine is to look in the last place they remember having it

i’m very interested in discovering the differences between hot dogs and legs

at the end of selling sunset all the agents set up an elaborate ruse where they get chrishell in an open house and explode it

chess is all luck no strategy. it just depends on the pieces you get

anybody else see that fly on pence’s head? about gave me a heart attack

no elon, no trump, and no queen elizabeth… yeah, i think can get used to this place

they probably just did the coronation to distract people from Brexit

yeah i live in a car. but it’s a limousine