CHIEFBEEF

Explain to me why i can't just pee in the trashcan

Bee bit my bottom, now my bottoms big

Giving my slides a bath so they know i care about them

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

I love you

It is my birthday

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

I don't even know what the right's pretend grievance with Bad Bunny was. Like I know they ACTUALLY hated him because he's Puerto Rican, but I don't even know what bullshit they tried to throw out there to pretend it was anything other than straight up racism. It had to be something, right?

I did know the Super Bowl was today, actually

Online SWer that is a finsub

I smell so bad man

I'm wasting my fucking life

Rereading The Catcher in the Rye and damn this kid complains a lot.

You should watch petscop

They should make knee and hip joints that aren't filled with glass shards

God im so alone

Every time i click on a random recommended youtube video now i can tell at least the script is ai. Like every single video. "It's not x, it's y" bullshit everytime god i hate it here

I really need to go back on my medications theres no way i should be feeling like this all the time

How do you go from hating yourself your whole life to loving yourself? How are you supposed to do that?

Fuck yeah

I feel like poop

Soft ones never seem to absorb water as well as the cheap crunchy ones

YouTube video by Keewi how to forcefem your boyfriend into a catgirl

youtu.be/2Pl01zq55LI?...

#beastmode

Woww

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

all ICE agents go to hell <3

Do you pay the one?

NRA accidentally forgets to rise up against tyrannical government

It is absolutely insane that we know with 100% certainty that MAGA is going to lie about this murder, There's not even a 1% chance they'll tell the truth.