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The DoD has now been renamed to the DOW or the Department of Whiskey as a sign of homage to the recently appointed Secretary of Defense per A.A. reports.

05.09.2025 20:41 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Stephen Miller wore glasses today for a press conference this afternoon to cover his puffy tear-filled eyes after walking in on his wife and Elon Musk for the 7th time this month—per White House sources.

05.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Sephora has reached out to the White House to donate blending products and a color chart to help the WH Interns who have never blended orange before per AP Reporter

02.09.2025 19:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Physician to the President has ordered a Rogaine regimen as of September 3rd, 2025 per White House Sources

02.09.2025 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

The press conference has been moved to 3PM EST due to Trump's sunglasses falling off constantly, an Elmer's glue stick is being acquired by an intern from a local CVS per White House Source

02.09.2025 18:45 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Nuh uh, I’m clairvoyant

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