I hate this so much.
11.09.2025 09:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate this so much.
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I like ONE picture of a mushroom on my feed and now every third post is a picture of a mushroom.
I don't know anything about mushrooms. They aren't a part of my life. How do I fix this?
"Why kind of beer do you want? These are your options"
"I don't care. You pick it for me."
I pick a beer and hand it to them.
"I don't like this beer, give me another one."
"Ma'am, that's not how we play this game"
😂😂
I'm convinced that Walmart makes their floors specifically so you can't walk fast.
Anytime I'm in a hurry, inside of Walmart, my feet slip just enough as I'm walking to force me to slow down.
imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal
26.03.2025 18:18 — 👍 33027 🔁 3417 💬 410 📌 120Considering how the caffiene can keep me up all night if I drink it late in the day, I agree.
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Bartended at a biker bar last night. Apparently they get really cranky when you talk about wanting a moped.
#bartending
#nightlife
"What are you talking about? I'm not even drunk." - A Girl who is most definitely drunk.
23.03.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Give me a triple A Blitzball game.
A full on rpg Blitzball game would slap.
#videogames
I just started watching it! I'm on episode 3!
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I really need to give this show a chance.
21.02.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should give us a Kingdom Hearts series in the style of Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
21.02.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That halftime show was amazing.
10.02.2025 05:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn
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This flu has kicked my ass for the past three days. I'm finally on the recovery. All I want is a solid night of sleep before I go back to work.
Instead, my lungs are either rattling like some sort of beast digging it's way out of hell or making a weird anime uwu sound.
I just want sleep.
🎵🎶🎵
"Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow
And figure out where to begin
Maybe i won't feel so hollow
But I'm pretty sure that I'll be sleeping in.."
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To be cringe is to be free.
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This is 90% of my conversations when friends come to me for life advice.
11.01.2025 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm sure I'll. Find them somewhere 👀👀
10.01.2025 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've heard that this is where all the cool kids are hanging out.
09.01.2025 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Let's goooooooooo!
09.01.2025 23:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To an asshole, all virtue is "virtue signaling."
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