I'm doing a work in progress at The Bill Murray tonight. I don't know if anyone's coming. You could come, you know. www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...
03.11.2025 12:12 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0@barrstard.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/andybarrcomedy
I'm doing a work in progress at The Bill Murray tonight. I don't know if anyone's coming. You could come, you know. www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...
03.11.2025 12:12 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0We're (I'm) live
Check this shit out: andybarrcomedy.substack.com?utm_campaign...
Prince Andrew has become Andrew Mountzone Windspress
31.10.2025 16:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're (I'm) live
Check this shit out: andybarrcomedy.substack.com?utm_campaign...
Hello friends, I am 'launching' a Substack for the sharing of bits of writing - fiction, flash fiction, 'poetry' - I'd love for you to subscribe, give the posts a courtesy open and perhaps even read!
Here: andybarrcomedy.substack.com?utm_campaign...
Stop it, Mr DJ, this beat is making me ill.
30.10.2025 10:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're also saying stuff like: 'inclusion of venue in promotional posts is beneficial' and 'Pleasance Islington'
29.10.2025 19:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People are speaking about ANDY BARR LONDON SHOW. They are making remarks like: '19th November at 7.40.' Words such as 'tickets available now' have been uttered.
Learn more: www.pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-b...
Neville Chamberlain: ...I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Germany.
Time travelling Stephen Fry: oh gilly golly goo
Our three-night run of KILLER SEAGULLS [of Somerset] begins tomorrow night at the Museum of Comedy.
This show has a stellar cast - get yourself a ticket from here:
museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
Jumangi
29.10.2025 15:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Andy Barr: A Comet Appears
I'm heading to Leicester Comedy Festival 2026 with a new show about the past, the future, the present, monks, celestial visitors, change etc.
Details, tickets here: events.comedy-festival.co.uk/events/andy-...
Meet the 90 year old orthodox monk whose claws and involuntary levitation have made him an unlikely tiktok star
29.10.2025 10:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Meet my new friend
25.10.2025 10:23 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good things: Saw Holden/Zimpel at the ICA last night and had a lovely time. Not quite as lovely a time as the two fellas beaned off their necks in front of us, but a lovely time nonetheless.
24.10.2025 10:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gug, generate me a campaign ad
23.10.2025 17:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tickets on sale for my new show Solastalgia at @sohotheatre.bsky.social
'gently funny, deeply human and profoundly poignantβ ββββ Scotsman
'Winning weaves autobiography and educational lecture together in this wonderful one man showβ
British Comedy Guide
sohotheatre.com/events/matt-...
For years people have requested that images of significant events be hung in the Louvre - given the recent events highlighting security issues at the Louvre, is it time to start storing our consequential events, moments, memories, memes in a more secure location? Profane history is at stake.
21.10.2025 11:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Preparing an exceptionally lazy gag about Louvre heist being a promotional bit for Now You 3 Me
21.10.2025 10:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Soon, AI will enable you to skip somebody's birthday party but also send them a picture of you attending the party whilst it is happening, thus freeing you of the emotional labour of being with your friends.
21.10.2025 09:14 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going to Norfolk next week. Just found myself going through the list of birds spotted in Norfolk, idly clicking on the occasional bird and cooing appreciatively at their pleasant aspect.
21.10.2025 09:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Re: calzone express
21.10.2025 08:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1If Calzone Express folds, I don't think any of us are equipped to speculate what may happen.
21.10.2025 07:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cc. @seanmorl.com
20.10.2025 15:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Shocking figures released by the ONS - no Nando's has met the threshold for 'cheeky' during Kier Starmer's premiership.
20.10.2025 13:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pull the other one, mate, I've scraped my paw over 20 rough IDs just today - scram!
16.10.2025 14:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Strongman on telly
16.10.2025 12:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wipify! The new AI powered app for wiping up spillages
14.01.2025 17:35 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1A sobering truth for Thursday morning
16.10.2025 08:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, I'll start crowdfunding then. Presumably, I could get the music rights on favourable terms??
15.10.2025 23:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0