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John C. Weaver

@johncarlweaver.bsky.social

A soon-to-be-retired English teacher

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JHC, I campaigned and voted for this POS!

04.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a kid, the jazz in Charlie Brown specials depressed me. Now it makes me feel realllll mellow.

01.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a Boy Scout in the β€˜70s, we had red berets, and I hated it with a passion. Sliwa celebrates my childhood trauma

01.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well *that’s* the reason everything sounds so familiar.

01.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they can dust off the old Facebook poke function?

01.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe he asked grok?

29.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had a few non-genetically related uncles and aunts, including a dude a couple years younger than me

28.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even though I never followed Cilizza, I just went and blocked his dumb ass.

25.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I write a lot of short stories, not to publish or share, just for myself and some friends, but I’d never freaking use AI. I’m not great or even particularly good, but I have too much self-respect to use slop. My flaws are my own. BTW, you are a great writer!

20.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching it right now!

19.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ[Randolph] Carter did not wish to meet a bhole.” I mean, should we tell him not to reach around?

16.10.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh gods, now the bholes are rustling!

16.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I’ve been reading β€œThe Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath,” and H P Lovecraft has been talking about the nasty bholes and the enormous bholes for a full page now.

16.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, I just checked out his feed, and I have become much worse for it.

16.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As an old retired English teacher who still calls himself an English major, I say thank you!

08.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So if it’s Biblical, will the American farmers not harvest the edges of their fields or pick up what the harvesters drop so they can leave it for the poor and the foreigners or nah?

30.09.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back, Gretchen!

17.09.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think β€œbrowncoats” is from the series β€œFirefly.” They were the rebels who fought against the Alliance. I’m assuming, though, Don Jr doesn’t know this, because he’s…not smart.

12.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I may be American, but I’ll never be the Gestapo.

10.09.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4116    πŸ” 616    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 34

I just tried to make my first School Made Roll today. While it is a good first attempt at a dinner roll, it’s not that light and fluffy School Made Roll that I had in my high school cafeteria, along with Johnny Marzetti. I need to buy a *whole* lot more flour.

09.09.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad little rhymes for planning war crimes

05.09.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before I retired from high school, I had my students read Gladwell’s celebration of Broken Windows Policing just to show what a poor thinker and writer he is. Gladwell is hot garbage. Of course he is a transphobe.

03.09.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good god! This is the same β€œsuper predator bullshit that the Clintons were pushing in the 90s.

26.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I retired from teaching in early June, but my last few years, I told them that LLMs are slop, that they are rooted in copyright violations, and I can’t help them be better writers if they have a computer program write for them.

26.08.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I read this and blurted out β€œBLAHHH!” when I read this, and my wife asked what was so funny.

26.08.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could be wrong, but did I read a year or so ago that Michigan sold student and faculty writings to ChatGTP for β€œtraining”?

21.08.2025 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

…and I missed a line in the middle: β€œNone of it meant anything.”

17.08.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I ran out of characters for the final period.

17.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@scumbelievable.bsky.social I’m only on pp 14-15 of Black Flame, and I already feel seen: β€œEverywhere you looked, you saw injustice, struggle, another fight to pick, and none of it changed anything. One big selfish ego trip, and it was never enough.” I graduated from college in 1985, and this was me

17.08.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember the same thing with actors you couldn’t remember.

17.08.2025 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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