CINNAMON TOAST! 😍💛✨
Mmmm!! It’s been kind of a weird day for me, so I had a late lunch and no dinner yet! 😫💛✨
What kinda leftovers and snackies? 🥺💛✨
Have any of you read Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk? 🤔💛✨
FRIDAY! What is everyone having for dinner? 😋💛✨
I have Paramount+ with ads. It’s mostly annoying, but I gotta admit that “first officer’s log—MENOPAUSE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A MYSTERY” was pretty funny.
☕️Espresso☕️
The Next Generation/Nemesis✨2024✨Data, Lore, and B-4
(I don’t think Tumblr fully appreciated the innuendos in these…so I am putting them here too! 😏💛✨)
I’m sorry that happened to you. 😢💛✨
I imagine something along the lines of, “that would not be appropriate given the current company. But perhaps if we were dining with [some other alien species]! [Interesting fact about this alien species’ cultural norms around ingesting sexual fluids].” 😂💛✨
I can only really imagine he smells like an unwashed sex toy. Like, mostly silicone, lube, and heat! 👀💛✨
Hair ON his ass…
INSTANT LONG-HAIRED DATA! Hair down to his ass!
It’s a good “knocked on my ass,” though! Mostly just sleepy. 😴💛✨
Woah. I haven’t felt this knocked the fuck on my ass in a WHILE. 😮💨💛✨
Conferences are GREAT (I can’t wait to go home and nap).
It’s still open for another 2.5 weeks! 😉💛✨
You’re right! THIS Lafayette has periods. 😮💨💛✨
May I humbly direct your attention to this? 🥺👉👈
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Thanks, Randy! 🥹💛✨
THE MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE NEVER HAD TO DEAL WITH PERIODS.
You can’t do this to meeeeee. I have so much stuff to get done today. 😮💨💛✨
No takers this time? That’s okay! Next time. 👀💛✨
Finished this, will post eventually - I just really like the face 😌🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
(For @mostly-natm.bsky.social DTIYS)
I want to EAT them. They’re giving hard candy vibes. 🤤💛✨
Noooooooo. 😭💛✨
Next time!
UNO TONIGHT! 7:30PM CST. 😉💛✨
Being horny on your period is a whole different beast. 😮💨💛✨
Hey, “needy” works too! 😉💛✨
