Michael Orr

pretty funny watching a lady (who is with a dude in a Bama polo) taking pictures as we approach landing at Atlanta. like, what are you taking pictures of 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

I get it, but this is also a dumb take.

Don’t be an obsessive fan of things, and be skeptical of obsessive fans of things.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

“water? orange juice? mimosa?”

🤣 an unusual start to the day. I am grateful it is not hard for me to pass on free booze on a flight.

how pumped do you think Klutch Sports Group is that he wore this today 🤣

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Unlikely, they’re all being used for pickleball

a man in a suit and tie is drinking wine Alt: a man in a suit and tie is drinking wine in a spit take

Hmm, wondering if there is any news on the Blazers sale this morning, let’s take a look

The NBA announced that Chauncey Billups has been placed on "immediate leave" from the Trail Blazers following today's indictment.

What was a hypo last year now a concrete question; can Billups just pay Trump for a pardon? Or to drop the case? #ThanksJohnRoberts

Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups AND Terry Rozier has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN. ESPN Bet on the sCREEN

The Timbers are so aggressively mediocre they can't even have the biggest sports disaster in their own city this year.

Wow, crazy news today.

Anyway, here are my top eight prop bets for the Thunder-Pacers game tonight, sponsored by GambleYourEntireIRA dot com ...

I’m not one of those anti-betting people. I used to do it all the time, and still do sometimes. Like, my brother and I pick guys to win golf tournaments and I always put a few down for the Derby, etc. I just love that anyone writing about sports betting is funded by sports betting.

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Blazers had lost 11 of 15 going into that game 🤣 but it was the first game they shut Dame down, he’d scored 30 two days prior.

man, this is going to be such a mess, and include so much incomplete and out of context information

Soon to be Blazers head coach pictured drinking a beer at a sporting event

They sent the feds into Portland and they've only been able to get Chauncey Billups 😭😭

cover for the west wing altered to say the remaining wing

sigh Dave knows 🤣

Blah blah blah usual postcard stuff.

Incredibly, Rockets-Thunder is NBC's second-straight regular season NBA game to go double-OT. The last ever regular season game of the original run -- Lakers-Blazers in April '02 -- went 2OT.

I love Roundball Rock!!!

This is the scene at the Portland ICE facility right now where the Trump admin wants to send hundreds of National Guard troops to protect federal workers and property.

Opening night starters: Holiday, Sharpe, Camara, Avdija, Clingan. Grant off the bench.

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American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization

American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization https://theonion.com/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-pres-1819576190/

how dare you call what I get joy from “dumb” that’s something-ist*

*wait, you’re allowed to be nice on here. thanks, hope you do, too

I think one can only go to Idaho Falls irregularly