@missreesha.bsky.social
Making it do what it do, one day at a time.
She's either a trojan horse for the left or fulla π©...or she paid for some damned good crisis management to clean her up *just enough* to run for senate.
Or all 3 π
Omg I feel seen π
18.11.2025 03:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The trick is, you put 'em on a buttered crustini with some pesto and then
18.11.2025 03:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0U miteaswell be watching tubi with the commercials at this point π
18.11.2025 03:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It was hella busy with a side of the chuuch TEA! π
18.11.2025 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yassss!! This was the SHOW
18.11.2025 03:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Hello Mr. Insurance Company I would like to purchase a comprehensive health insurance plan for 1 dollar. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
15.11.2025 00:30 β π 1496 π 175 π¬ 39 π 0as the parent of a 14 year old girl, everything i have to say about megyn kelly would get me banned
15.11.2025 23:35 β π 386 π 36 π¬ 12 π 4Outkast Get Emotional During Rock Hall of Fame Induction: βWe Made It From the Basement to the BiggestΒ Stageβ
Outkast were officially inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame last night (November 8), rubberstamping a powerful and emotional moment for the ATL legends. Full story belowβ¦
The 'plastic surgery lady' took me out π€£
02.11.2025 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Person recovering from plastic surgery"
x.com/dailyportalz...
Every time Morgan posts about befriending another BB alum #bb27
25.10.2025 21:48 β π 51 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey (and Me) over one decade later:
I still want to be Chelsea Peretti's friend in real life so freaking bad! π€£
Happy NBA Day everyone
22.10.2025 19:26 β π 21 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0Who robbed le Louvre? Right answers only.
22.10.2025 19:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two minions in striped jumpers running down a corridor with a sack & jewels bulging from pockets.
Breaking: French police reveal an image of some individuals theyβd like to speak to in relation to the Louvre robbery.
22.10.2025 17:52 β π 49 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0I need to find an NBA team to love. π« I'm not really a 'watching sports' fan, but looking for something exciting to root for these days. The way younger me just went for whichever team had the colors I liked on their uniforms. π€£
22.10.2025 02:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βπ½βπ½
11.10.2025 17:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€£ I thought you were talking in code about some dude and now I realize you meant the STORE π€£π€£. My bad. Imma go back to minding my own business π€£π€£π that's what I get lol
11.10.2025 16:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't chase him! He just showed you he is untrustworthy *and* a waste of your time. You deserve better. Find a new boo who cares about YOU. π
NEXT!
I never got the hype it tastes like ice cold cardboard
11.10.2025 15:51 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I am so happy someone else feels the same way. It is nastΓ©
11.10.2025 15:56 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Your alts are killing me ππ
08.10.2025 14:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ππWhy does he look like he's running with the church plate? Preacher said y'all better pass it around, ratt nie!!
07.10.2025 00:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ππ
07.10.2025 00:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Interior (car)]
DRIVER: (presses play on TLC's huge 1999 hit, 'No Scrubs')
THIS IS YOU, MAN!
VINCE: (guffaws loudly) Bwahahahahaa!
Maybe Seahawks loss = Mariners win. Since we can't have too many nice Seattle sports things. Especially at once.
05.10.2025 23:16 β π 43 π 3 π¬ 4 π 0Well yeahβ¦ how else are they going to attend for free
02.10.2025 13:33 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0