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Lucky Charms is right there!

03.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, would i be eating balls for breakfast? Not looking to yuck anyone's yum.

03.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Triggered back to the debate with saying the Twin Cities was going to be a "cold Omaha" if we didn't hand the Vikings a cool billion and they left.

03.03.2026 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Interesting. Very interesting.

02.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waow

28.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was so bad, he had to go back, just to check.

Performative nonsense. A wrecking ball aimed at our own defense.

28.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've noticed a marked increase in kidnappings, beatings, and murders from certain employees. All of which I'm also paying.

25.02.2026 21:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No Cuomo!

25.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

25.02.2026 02:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll allow it

25.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JFC

25.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is crying while standing in the rain . Alt: Michael Jordan crying meme but with rain in background.

25.02.2026 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This. This is a guy.

24.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon character from the simpsons says and that 's the end of that chapter . Alt: a cartoon character from the simpsons says and that 's the end of that chapter .

24.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo ! Alt: a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !

Time sucks.

24.02.2026 04:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Although, Pacquiao was a senator. I might tune in to see two senators fighting each other.

24.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whenever someone refers to me in the third person, they often don't have nice things to say.

23.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sesame Street's Donald Grump.

I'm more of a Grump theorist.

22.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a despicable me movie poster with the words wow this is garbage Alt: a despicable me movie poster with the words wow this is garbage

What a list of trashy luminaries. Not exactly the endorsements amy sane person seeks out.

21.02.2026 05:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Been working more Eric Adams into my speech along these lines, in that the haters will be my waiters at the table of success.

20.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No staff for distributing badges. Just print one off at home. Very legal and very cool.

20.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poster promoting American baseball all-stars touring Japan in 1934. A drawing of Babe Ruth's face is also on this poster.

Just taking this opportunity to post material from the 1934 barnstorming tour.

19.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yet to have that pleasure, personally, but glad it's there and is getting positive feedback.

18.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same folks that think Star Trek only got woke in the 2010s, Springsteen praised the virtues of bring born in the USA, etc.

18.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 64 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

The special effects from my junior high AV class in the 90s are just... 🤌

17.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man with long hair and a beard has disappointed on his face Alt: Kevin Sorbo yelling about his disappointment to find work in the past...oh 30 years or so.

Can't even find work in MAGA land.

17.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And then they kissed

17.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

gorp is this tattoo of the SS with a totenkopf a nazi tattoo? I'll hang up and listen

17.02.2026 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the man is wearing a suit and tie and sitting in a chair . Alt: My offer is this: nothing

If only

17.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God, the bones. On the ground, on the subway, everywhere.

16.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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