Mothman is a wine hang

Me: Sorry, I was about to start singing at you
@nortontheeternal.bsky.social: You should sing more
Me: *starts singing the hunger strike lyrics from “The Report” in Suffs The Musical*

Lyft driver is playing 70s soul, which is great. But The Isley Brothers’ “Between the Sheets” is a weird soundtrack to bring my cat home from a 1 pm deworming appointment.

Update: it was a worship song set to a Valentine’s Day e-card for his wife. He’s bragging that he can put special dates on the website so AI makes cards and he doesn’t have to remember it.

People who play worship songs out loud at the airport at 5 am deserve to have their bags stolen.

I’ve got a free afternoon in Baltimore tomorrow. What should I do with it?

(And someone please convince me it’s worth the $25 ride share each way to go to Lovelyarns 🧶)

It must have been hard to admit to an affair on international television. I mean, he could have done the easy thing and not cheated on his girlfriend in the first place.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Octavia never looked so good!

An opossum dipping a cookie in milk near more cookies and strawberries on a plate

ME: [begrudgingly practicing self-care because I refuse to let the world harden me]

Feeling very Harvey Danger these days.

May you also find that the obstacles in your way are illusory. Even if it’s for the dumbest of reasons. /fin

Cops & Klan Podcast Episode · Weird Little Guys · 01/15/2026 · 58m

Every episode of this podcast is brilliant, but this one is truly mandatory listening.

Listening to these 3 tech women be amazed that their ChatGPT wrapped assessments are exactly the same is incredible.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats

My entire IG algorithm is Heated Rivalry. Staying off that platform until I can watch the season finale on Monday is going to be a Struggle.

Yes, PG&E. You will give me a charging station, power bank, and bottle of water for my electricity being out for 48 hours.

This is ridiculous. They raise their rates super high and don’t reinforce the infrastructure? This is unacceptable.

Citizens over shareholders.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin

Onion is bruised, but my bag only smells slightly of it! Huzzah!

There is a non-zero chance I just busted open an onion in my every day crossbody bag.

What a wonderful gift! I made one when I broke my foot and it was a game changer. Your friend will love it!

I’ve worked in public libraries for 20 years, today was the first time we’ve had to tell someone they couldn’t bring their chainsaw in the library.

Four hand-knitted start ornaments in varying colors. They look a little wonky since they aren’t overstuffed, but they can be pinched and shoved back into shape.

I’m knitting ornaments for gifts this year. I used the “Little Star Ornaments easy to knit” pattern by dunaksa on Ravelry. Each one takes me about 3 hours and is a strain on my wrist, so I’m only doing one per day. #showmeyourknits

The Deborah Knits video on the most recent Game of Wool is incredible. I want to be her friend.

Fucking Pantone making this goth bitch have to figure out color

No nightmares, but this Pantone Color of the Year bullshit has me heated. I may need to pick up some bright chunky yarn for hats, because color is resistance.

I’m not a horror movie person, but I’m in an old movie theatre with @nortontheeternal.bsky.social about to watch John Carpenter’s The Thing for the first time. If this gives me nightmares I get to go to the yarn store.

What a great headline

I dropped off knitted hats for the charity drive at my LYS and didn’t end up buying anything while I was there. Constitution like a rock!