MrNelson007, Defender of Tristram

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

No one
Bats like Gaston
Can run laps like Gaston
No one’s hitting home runs with a tap like Gaston

Going live to Prime Minister Gendo

Sure sex is good but have you ever set your out of office message before you leave for vacation

I mean I’m mostly shitposting I’m not actually upset.

This is sending me down a train of thought that I would prefer not so let’s all just agree we never discussed this

No no it’s much more likely that this small island chain with an outsized influence on overall pop culture simply is unaware of basic aspects of storytelling or even humanity at all.

You can do this regardless of gender so yes, clearly. Disc horse coming in with yet another fact

Interesting. I AM kind of a sucker for weird meta bullshit.

First time I saw this come up I saw it compared to The King is Watching, would you say that’s accurate?

White spine/dark text for sure

i think it is also important to retain your capacity to be shocked by this kind of thing, because it *is* shocking. it *should* shock you, even if none of us have any explanation for being *surprised* by it at this point.

Want to try this when I have time but fascinated/terrified by “intricate showering mechanics”

Not sending our best but increasingly I find myself wondering who our best even are

Oh well I’m just a dumbass then ignore me

You could also do the bottom, you already have a couple logos down there

Trump’s superpower is everything becomes about him no matter what, it’s just an inescapable discourse black hole

Upper left is the obvious spot, not blocking anything important there

Honestly yeah this is a side effect of Everything is Trump. Politics was still big here in the Biden years but not nearly as overwhelming. Same with twitter pre-exodus

I love things like this where it’s just wildly tonally dissonant in one picture. Classic mobster stuff and OH YEAH WOMAN SHOOTING HAND LASERS BABY FUCK YEAH

It makes sense, it’s a job where you get a lot of experience talking to people and learning to read a room

America is already great

I regret to inform you that none of you trackball fans will see the light of heaven

Tweet from chuuch (@ch000ch): [slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day.

The most needed update in the history of media

Clair: Leon S. Kennedy? What’s the S stand for? Leon: heh, something cool, no doubt (Leon looks at his license, sees it is Scott) “aw man”

Leon: Hey Ada, did I ever tell you i was on the football team in high school? Ada: I don’t care (Flashback) Football coach: Kennedy! I need you out there! Leon, donning a Mr Raccoon mascot costume: “be right there, coach!”

i can’t play re9 for a few more days, so here’s a thread of some re2 and re4 Leon comics

This sums up my feelings a lot, and I have to admit, I am mildly baffled by how the reaction has been more like the translation team murdered everyone’s dog about this.

If we synthesize these two arguments we are left with, your soul is sucked out by contact with grass.