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Big, Black and fuzzy in Chicago. ๐ŸŽถ I just wanna lay in ya hair ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŽฎ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ โ›“๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ’ป

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Can I get the business bro lunch special?

11.11.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can do something with that.

11.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll give you a personal tour myself.

10.11.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck yeah we do

09.11.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just sayingโ€ฆChicago has some great bike pathsโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

09.11.2025 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one time I canโ€™t make it to Coach and you tease me with this pic. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

09.11.2025 05:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gโ€™night say it back ๐Ÿ˜ด

09.11.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 501    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆI need to order some pizzas because Iโ€™m very hungieโ€ฆ

05.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m bringing mine over

04.11.2025 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hobblinโ€™ but still holding it down

04.11.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thigh meats โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–

03.11.2025 07:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the glory Sherma sang for ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

31.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Almond Boy

-or-

Twi(n)x

31.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all
time

30.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bootz House Down, Percs Up, Tiddy Out, and the Hades 2 is ON.

28.10.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh this is EXCELLENT ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

26.10.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This warms my gay nerd heart. #edino #hegale #coochieOut

24.10.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They have some fun color combinations. To me theyโ€™re basically Gay Air Jordans.

21.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s the gogo/kinkster/gay jock sneaker. At IML, if itโ€™s not a leather boot, itโ€™s this.

21.10.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆam I the only gay without a pair of Osiris hi tops? ๐Ÿค”

21.10.2025 05:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

18.10.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TRULY. Between this and last seasons finale, SLC is the A24 of reality TV

18.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where are these cute bottoms from? I swear Iโ€™m just making a Pinterest board of your fashion.

16.10.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Couldnโ€™t sleep.

16.10.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 120    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bitch if yall donโ€™t give me my damn sandwichโ€ฆ

13.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Andrea Martin - Share The Love (Hani's Hyperkickass Mixshow)
YouTube video by Andrรฉ Medeiros Andrea Martin - Share The Love (Hani's Hyperkickass Mixshow)

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This remix had a a chokehold on me and is on several cassette recordings of z104โ€™s late night with Billy Bush

10.10.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What song is coming out of these?

Share The Love (Hani Hyper Radio Mix) - Andrea Martin

10.10.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We are just 16 days away from The Jock Hop at @cellblockchi.bsky.social
Here are some FAQโ€™s
Please share with your friends and letโ€™s make this an unforgettable kick off to Halloween week!
@kaosthepupxxx.bsky.social
@danomiyte.bsky.social
@schwarzebar.bsky.social
@jockthestripper.bsky.social

09.10.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He wanted to talk about Trump, and travel, and his husband, and sex parties, and his two cats, and how he doesnโ€™t like vagina because heโ€™s soooo gay, and private vs public schoolโ€ฆHe apparently broke a molar on the drive here and I literally had to say โ€œHey buddyโ€ฆI donโ€™t wanna talk about teethโ€ฆโ€

07.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just had the worst massage from a man who 100% knew what he was doingโ€ฆbut would. not. shut. up. Yes, I know Chicago is crazy right now. Yes I know the government sucks. Yes I know theyโ€™re doing horrible things to people of color. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM HERE.

07.10.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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