Schwarzebar

I need to finish my business website today but I also need to go to the gym but I also have DnD at 6 and because of that I cannot do anything at all until 5:30 so I’ll be in the bed playing Balatro with the blackout shades down.

Someone please come kick me in the ass.

Fuck…Now I’m horny and hungry. I gotta make breakfast asap…

Submissive and breedable? 🥰 😁 🤤

a woman says i would like to see it ALT: a woman says i would like to see it

Bush is a further sign that you are a man of taste. 👏🏾

Also…

To another year around the sun 🥂 🎂

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

Always look for the signs!

This is unhinged behavior and also the spelling is upsetting to me and my homegirl.

There is a direct correlation between the pixelation of a gay app photo and the shittiness of the lay.

50: Fifty photo check-ins. Still job hunting. Someone employ me already; my feet are too fucked up for OnlyFans so imma have to rely on my personality or my skills.

Maybe my tits…

Okay So Kyle Broflovski GIF ALT: Okay So Kyle Broflovski GIF

Is anyone else in an Ouroburos of endless woof loops on Chonk Club or is that just me?

49/51: Off Day mentally. Not being able to go to dance classes due to my foot still healing is depressing the fuck out of me. It’s been almost 5 months.

Weightifting is like taking a daily medication; I know it’s good for me but I don’t find it enjoyable. Dance is where I can truly let go.

48/50: Today was damn good for a Monday.

47/49: Time to get this week started

46/48: I’m currently 1/3 chicken, 1/3 waffle, 1/3 Dussé. Houston is cute.

45/47: Flex Friday and Pit Tax 2 piece combo from HTX. Yeehaw.

I think I’ll have a little late night menty b, as a snack

Actually in route there now 🤠

44/46: I should have been in bed 3 hours ago. I have a flight!

every night i am torn between the desire to delete all social media and go off the grid OR post a cumshot video with sound and face

Nah - this is ✨ exactly ✨ how a fitted tee should fit

(I had to google it. It was a…True Lie)

What they could do is avoid telling me how much they love Black Dick (tm) right after my Oscar winning fake orgasm performance so I can leave. We’re all just liars so they don’t need to tell me that.

It has certainly proven useful. For instance, I had an old mini tripod but lost the bracket ages ago. Found a perfect model to print as a replacement.

They were not kidding about not giving an ADHD bitch a 3D printer

A summation of the past week:

Call it the nature of the apps (we know it’s not,) but “do you breed?” or “will you breed me?” or “I just wanna get bred by you” is now just code for “so you know, I’m just a *wittle* bit racist”

Also “I will do no work but put my ass in the air”

Lil’ bounce, as a treat 🧁

43/44: Yes, I do have this union suit in every color.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming of “Anxiety-Fueled Rearranging of the Office” aka “No, this time I swear it’ll stick”

But this time I’m finally hanging up art and tools so it’s a real working wall (until I get the neon sign)

That furry booty gets me every time 🔥

Hello indeed 😉