Schwarzebar

46/48: I’m currently 1/3 chicken, 1/3 waffle, 1/3 Dussé. Houston is cute.

45/47: Flex Friday and Pit Tax 2 piece combo from HTX. Yeehaw.

I think I’ll have a little late night menty b, as a snack

Actually in route there now 🤠

44/46: I should have been in bed 3 hours ago. I have a flight!

every night i am torn between the desire to delete all social media and go off the grid OR post a cumshot video with sound and face

Nah - this is ✨ exactly ✨ how a fitted tee should fit

(I had to google it. It was a…True Lie)

What they could do is avoid telling me how much they love Black Dick (tm) right after my Oscar winning fake orgasm performance so I can leave. We’re all just liars so they don’t need to tell me that.

It has certainly proven useful. For instance, I had an old mini tripod but lost the bracket ages ago. Found a perfect model to print as a replacement.

They were not kidding about not giving an ADHD bitch a 3D printer

A summation of the past week:

Call it the nature of the apps (we know it’s not,) but “do you breed?” or “will you breed me?” or “I just wanna get bred by you” is now just code for “so you know, I’m just a *wittle* bit racist”

Also “I will do no work but put my ass in the air”

Lil’ bounce, as a treat 🧁

43/44: Yes, I do have this union suit in every color.

Back to our regularly scheduled programming of “Anxiety-Fueled Rearranging of the Office” aka “No, this time I swear it’ll stick”

But this time I’m finally hanging up art and tools so it’s a real working wall (until I get the neon sign)

That furry booty gets me every time 🔥

Hello indeed 😉

Out here preaching the gay gospel

42/44: Did the thing, just like An-Ge-La-Ba-Set 💪🏾 🏋🏾‍♂️

Post gym rubdown? Let’s do it 💦

Good Housewives intro 🍹

41/43: Back to thottin and boppin on this push day (and a fun post gym romp)

40/42: it’s Sunday bubble bath time

I really want a live feed of your rewatch 😂

39/41: For contrast, a clothed check in, because 1. It’s cold as balls, and 2. I love this fucking coat.

Ru: those glasses you wouldn't be-

Me: Charles Nelson Riley! grew up watching old school match game with my dad (rip). Good to honor his memory.

Ru: fabulous! Do you have anything else?

Me: no, I-

Ru: have you considered being a caricature of your race/ethnicity?

I will

38/40: Pull Day, Game Night, Doughnuts.

Emerald City Coffee on Wilson and Magnolia is my go to for this when I need to leave my house but not go far.

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I will fight this man.

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