Looking for a Job in PR

Also, the bones are their money. Which is a double @ityslmemes.com reference

I really liked my Leap Day William (which I still wear every 4 years) and my Frankenberry (which... wasn't for Halloween)

This might be in @walthickey.bsky.social's wheelhouse

Also... I work at a movie theater with a lot of posters.

This means we had the opportunity for a lot of crooners...

I gotta figure out a way to make money off of this @ityslmemes.com

Also thought we had a Moon poster at the movie theater where I work.

Turns out we don't, so I had to go with a different poster we DO have

Had an astronaut costume and a space ship plus a ping pong paddle (... with my dogs on it) so, figured... I'm Sam Bell

My extremely low rent Moon outfit that @manmademoon.bsky.social might appreciate

And now he'll have all the time in the world (in jail)

I mean, the fool was generally the wisest one in the king's court, since to make fun of everything, he had to understand everything.

Trump is just a piece of shit.

a man is sweating a lot and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is sweating a lot and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

Me who kicked a fake field goal in every play on Quarterback Club on the SNES

Some day there will be a town where they play both football (soccer) and soccer (football) and this whole plan will break down!

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 better have a fucking snake in it!

What is You're So Vainer?

... any guesses why my cat's food includes a... monster sponge (?)

What are the Foo Flight-ers?

Who's Riley Gaines?

(Googles)

Oh, a piece of shit!

Fully 1/3 of my prayer candles have had biopics made about them now #DeliverUsFromNowhere

Flat SodaStream Output? CO2!

This makes me want to drop both some Kesha and Macklemore...

In a small club in Minnesota
And the snow outside of 1st Ave
I just wanted my name in a star
Now look at where we at

First Ave social media team... can you make a Sea Drugs star?

Alumni association be like "... do we really have to tell people to watch this weekend? Won't that just anger people? Yeah? ... Fuck."

I was gonna make some Buff Enuf style fake title when I realized the Buffalo are a NDSU thing, not an SDSU.

Which... my face is red!

I listened to the interview.

I stopped the interview halfway through because I thought he seemed like a POS.

... and then I found out about the Nazi tattoo

One of our friends did contemplate getting this, but she felt it might be awkward explaining to any guys she was with why there was a random guy as a bird tattooed onto her.

Which... makes sense.

Sadly, she did not get the Kevin Bird tattoo :/

Or any tattoo

In case anyone was wondering why I have this...

My GF wanted to get a tattoo.

I wanted to give her a tattoo.

But I can't just birthday gift her and say "You're getting a tattoo!!!"

I needed a way to present it, so I had someone sketch this up.

If anyone wants to get a tattoo that isn't a totenkopf one... I have a sketch of me as a bird that you can use.

I kinda wonder what ICE Agents tell their friends and families what they do for a living.